the jokes write themselves

[mirinnicotine]

having lunch with my parents friends



wife starts talking about unrealistic dating standards



"women nowadays expect to meet a man whos atleast 6 foot and makes 200k a year when they dont deserve anything"



her husband is a 6 foot 7 german multi millionare



she is a sub5 mongoloid who forced her husband to take care of a child that isnt his



JFL

 

[nobodylovesme]

sure, bud

 

[mirinnicotine]

sure, bud

i can take a photo of him, im literally having lunch with them right now i just went to my room to post this because i found it funny

 

[Scars]

i can take a photo of him, im literally having lunch with them right now i just went to my room to post this because i found it funny

go ahead

 

[mirinnicotine]

go ahead

blurrin out his face for privacy reasons