The joy of being destined for failure

[Vermilioncore]

I see big dick mogger chads like Brad Pitt, Luigi mangione, johnny depp and at first I feel jealousy hated and the urge to kill women. Then I realize that God chose them to be goated and get all the pussy he put on earth. He chose me to be the guy drinking Smirnoff eating Taco Bell and living ground hog day on repeat with no personality or drive. Just an ugly worthless nobody who no one wants. Then I smile and start to have a good day. That’s just another reason I stole alcohol again today. Stole some salami and cheese too. Brick by brick

 

[Deleted member 114545]

This is why I jerk off to old porno mags and smoke brick weed on my electronic massage chair all day

 

[Vermilioncore]

This is why I jerk off to old porno mags and smoke brick weed on my electronic massage chair all day

1994 ah dude

 

[Deleted member 114545]

1994 ah dude

Invited a girl to do it on my water bed and she slapped and pepper sprayed me so I walked home in the rain in my sopping 2 piece suit with a droopy wilted flower in my hand. I guess this love shit just aint meant for guys like me