the king is the worst historical drama movie ever made

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this looks like a fucking high school play rehearsal with little kids fooling around with made up lines. timothy chalamet looks 12 and acts like he took lessons from ryan gosling. this is absolute shit



absolutely trampling on shakespeare's work
 
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But he mogs
 
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Too busy looking at his precios white jaw to notice tbh
 
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this looks like a fucking high school play rehearsal with little kids fooling around with made up lines. timothy chalamet looks 12 and acts like he took lessons from ryan gosling. this is absolute shit



absolutely trampling on shakespeare's work

There are rarely any accurate historical movies now
 
you'd think with the ease of access to information, and giant budgets at their disposal, they could put in the effort to do something different instead of another bastardization of history. we already have good shakespeare adaptions of henry v. if you want to do a realistic version, go all the way.

and it's not just the historical inaccuracies, it's this piss weak dialog and acting. this is worse than no budge roger corman b movie scripts from the 60s and 70s

"what if we made the dauphin like joker?" :soy::soy::soy::soy:

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What’s wrong with Ryan goslings acting
 
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you'd think with the ease of access to information, and giant budgets at their disposal, they could put in the effort to do something different instead of another bastardization of history. we already have good shakespeare adaptions of henry v. if you want to do a realistic version, go all the way.

and it's not just the historical inaccuracies, it's this piss weak dialog and acting. this is worse than no budge roger corman b movie scripts from the 60s and 70s

"what if we made the dauphin like joker?" :soy::soy::soy::soy:

ugh.gif
Do u have any good recommendations for historical dramas
 
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this looks like a fucking high school play rehearsal with little kids fooling around with made up lines. timothy chalamet looks 12 and acts like he took lessons from ryan gosling. this is absolute shit

absolutely trampling on shakespeare's work
I think it's supposed to be like that on purpose, many Shakespearean movies are too stiff and the language is almost impossible to understand today, this seems like a more modernized and accessible approach for today's movie watchers...
 
Do u have any good recommendations for historical dramas
rome tv series.
birth of a nation
last of the mohicans
the return(world's first mass shooter)

all the best parts are viewable on youtube

i have seen tons of others but i will not recommend them because they include jewish subversion and communist subtexts, like ben hur and 10 commandments
 
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I think it's supposed to be like that on purpose, many Shakespearean movies are too stiff and the language is almost impossible to understand today, this seems like a more modernized and accessible approach for today's movie watchers...
they must have zero respect for their audience lol. you can simplify the language, do vulgarity and crassness while being clever. the cock and balls line was just cringe. seems like it was written for skibidi toilet sensibilities
 
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Movies are made for profits now. I blame the consumers. If people boycotted them by not watching, they would have to improve or crumble. But most people seem to be fine with mcu tier slop.

They are not insulting their audience. They are addressing their intelligence level.
 
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Movies are made for profits now. I blame the consumers. If people boycotted them by not watching, they would have to improve or crumble. But most people seem to be fine with mcu tier slop.

They are not insulting their audience. They are addressing their intelligence level.
Thoughts?
 
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