The least looksmatched WMAF couple I've ever seen: PSL God Chad with SEA MONKEY

[HeightPilledum]

Look at how hard he fucking mogs her. This guy could have picked any noodlestacy from any country in existence but settled for a MONKE that looks like she's been passed around by Australian boomers

And the funniest thing is that some months ago there were rumors of HER cheating on him.
However they were false

 

[HeightPilledum]

Inb4 @aspiringexcel seething as if I haven't posted various couples where the looks quality are reversed

 

[HeightPilledum]

And he talks like he's genuinely in love with her

 

[aspiringexcel]

Inb4 @aspiringexcel seething as if I haven't posted various couples where the looks quality are reversed

I dont have a problem with wmaf as long as its not SEAmonkeys

Tzuyu or death.

 

[HeightPilledum]

I dont have a problem with wmaf as long as its not SEAmonkeys
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Tzuyu or death.

You should get one who's better looking than Tzuyu

 

[Deleted member 26859]

come on.. shes beautiful. your coping now

 

[aspiringexcel]

You should get one who's better looking than Tzuyu
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Looks like a seven eleven version of faaarii

 

[HeightPilledum]

come on.. shes beautiful. your coping now

She's below average. She's a chinless LTB

 

[HeightPilledum]

Looks like a seven eleven version of faaarii
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She looks more like Hannah Kae imo

 

[aspiringexcel]

come on.. shes beautiful. your coping now

 

[aspiringexcel]

She looks more like Hannah Kae imo
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Nvm she doesnt look like faaari. Over for her SEAmonkey nose.

She does look like hannah kae tho

 

[lil truecel]

muh JBW. even so called white 'chads' are forced to date 4/10 sea monkeys in 2023.

 

[HeightPilledum]

Nvm she doesnt look like faaari. Over for her SEAmonkey nose.

She does look like hannah kae tho

Over for her SEAmonkey nose.

How is her nose SEA monkey? It's small and straight, giving her an angelic side profile

SEA monkeys have flat and potato nigger noses

 

[HeightPilledum]

muh JBW. even so called white 'chads' are forced to date 4/10 sea monkeys in 2023.

Not forced, he's doing it willingly. He could get much better

 

[ihatereddit]

in 15 years his manlet gookcel son will be posting here

 

[HeightPilledum]

in 15 years his manlet gookcel son will be posting here

Then he'll looksmax and become a one of the many hapa celebrities in the Philippines

 

[aspiringexcel]

Then he'll looksmax and become a one of the many hapa celebrities in the Philippines

Its genuinely sad how cucked the philippines are. They literally named their country after a white colonizer and all of their celebrities try to get white features

Even other SEAmonkey celebrities are either chink or hapa.

@Xangsane 's 9/11 JFL

 

[Xangsane]

Not forced, he's doing it willingly. He could get much better

He looks potato

 

[Xangsane]

Its genuinely sad how cucked the philippines are. They literally named their country after a white colonizer and all of their celebrities try to get white features

Even other SEAmonkey celebrities are either chink or hapa.

@Xangsane 's 9/11 JFL

Would I do well with local women there if I weren't muzzie

 

[marauder]

Non nt pheno is death even in Asia

 

[aspiringexcel]

Would I do well with local women there if I weren't muzzie

Indonesians and malays are muzzies too.

Idk how u look like because u faceapp everything but as long as youre white in SEA you get halo. However if u arent HTN+ youll get used for betabuxx

Also werent u supposed to go to Jeju with your muzzie gf?

 

[HeightPilledum]

Its genuinely sad how cucked the philippines are. They literally named their country after a white colonizer and all of their celebrities try to get white features

Even other SEAmonkey celebrities are either chink or hapa.

@Xangsane 's 9/11 JFL

Heh, "Filipinos" literally means "little Philips"
And the Spanish king they are named after was a blonde and blue eyed one too

Would I do well with local women there if I weren't muzzie

You'd do great regardless of your religion

 

[Xangsane]

Indonesians and malays are muzzies too.

Don't like them

Idk how u look like because u faceapp everything but as long as youre white in SEA you get halo.

I'm not white jfl but if I weren't muslim I would have considered squishy but I love my future wife
She knows I like squishy but I picked her bc culture

Also werent u supposed to go to Jeju with your muzzie gf?

Yes in mid October.

 

[Xangsane]

Heh, "Filipinos" literally means "little Philips"
And the Spanish king they are named after was a blonde and blue eyed one too
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You'd do great regardless of your religion

SQUISHY SQUISHY!!!

 

[aspiringexcel]

Don't like them

I'm not white jfl but if I weren't muslim I would have considered squishy but I love my future wife
She knows I like squishy but I picked her bc culture

Yes in mid October.

Mirin hard, please take lots of creepshots of gooks

 

[Xangsane]

Mirin hard, please take lots of creepshots of gooks

I'll see what I can do

 

[shortcel88]

noodlestacy from any country in existence

Oxymoron​

 

[Xangsane]

Oxymoron​

No

 

[MikeMew'sBitch]

Didnt know you could take monkeys from the zoo and call them your gf. This is straight up animal abuse by that pathetic cuck

 

[HeightPilledum]

Didnt know you could take monkeys from the zoo and call them your gf. This is straight up animal abuse by that pathetic cuck

Monkeys from the SEA*

 

[Hottaco34]

come on.. shes beautiful. your coping now

No she isn’t lmao. She looks ducking disgusting. If his going to stick his dick in a chink, at least make it a pretty one.

What the fuck is that shit

 

[Deleted member 25534]

ltn dating subhuman? whats the prob

 

[HeightPilledum]

ltn dating subhuman? whats the prob

How is that guy a LTN? He's got all the PSL points, the prettyboy appeal and then some.
He looks like a non-alien Barrett

 

[Xangsane]

Not forced, he's doing it willingly. He could get much better

Also he isn't chad

 

[Lebgfinal]

Actually looks like a monkey wow

 

[HeightPilledum]

Also he isn't chad

Explain to me how he isn't a Chad.
Go on his Instagram and properly take a look at his face

 

[Xangsane]

Explain to me how he isn't a Chad.
Go on his Instagram and properly take a look at his face

MTN

 

[HeightPilledum]

MTN

MTN in Gandy Heaven maybe.
He looks like a morph of @Anstrum95 and Vinnie Hacker

Featureswise he mogs most PSL Gods

 

[Xangsane]

MTN in Gandy Heaven maybe.
He looks like a morph of @Anstrum95 and Vinnie Hacker
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Featureswise he mogs most PSL Gods

No no he is chadlite

Not forced, he's doing it willingly. He could get much better

this guy is MTN

 

[HeightPilledum]

No no he is chadlite


this guy is MTN

You rate men in a very weird way bro

 

[Xangsane]

You rate men in a very weird way bro

how?

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Chad with MTB

 

[HeightPilledum]

Chad with MTB

She's below mediocre, but as long as he's happy with her.
He's far from being the first Chad to settle for a Becky.
Chads and Beckies aren't a rare thing. Kinda like Stacies and Oofy Doofies

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

She's below mediocre, but as long as he's happy with her.
He's far from being the first Chad to settle for a Becky.
Chads and Beckies aren't a rare thing. Kinda like Stacies and Oofy Doofies

If you are handsome male, getting a average looking foid but with values is literally like finding gold

 

[HeightPilledum]

If you are handsome male, getting a average looking foid but with values is literally like finding gold

She's not average though, she's below average even in her SEA monkey standards.
The only thing she has above the average prostitute in pattaya is that she's a mildly popular YouTuber, but not even that famous

 

[Primalsplit]

He looks very mentally ill. Very much a mentalcel.

 

[HeightPilledum]

He looks very mentally ill. Very much a mentalcel.

He sounds and acts like a completely normal guy.
Not a "cel" under any circumstance since he has a gf, but he might have been a mentalcel if he didn't have a gf before the Filipina monkey.
It would be hard to believe, because he looks amazing. It's impossible Bongistani women weren't all over him, unless he used to be fat

 

[Primalsplit]

He sounds and acts like a completely normal guy.
Not a "cel" under any circumstance since he has a gf, but he might have been a mentalcel if he didn't have a gf before the Filipina monkey.
It would be hard to believe, because he looks amazing. It's impossible Bongistani women weren't all over him, unless he used to be fat

The guy has a very submissive energy. Looks alone aren't enough. You need looks+masc to be a slayer.

 

[HeightPilledum]

The guy has a very submissive energy. Looks alone aren't enough. You need looks+masc to be a slayer.

He acts quite NT
He wouldn't have survived in Bongland slums if he was autistic.
And let's be honest, if you look like this

You don't need a personality to slay. He's one of the most handsome men I've ever seen.
He mogs Barrett, Chico and Maher too.

Ridiculous how this forum will go on to make threads about Vinnie Hacker, and Elias De Poo but this guy, who mogs both of them put together is just... some dude...
He's literally just some random British guy who is in a relationship with a Filipina YouTuber

 

[Primalsplit]

He acts quite NT
He wouldn't have survived in Bongland slums if he was autistic.
And let's be honest, if you look like this
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You don't need a personality to slay. He's one of the most handsome men I've ever seen.
He mogs Barrett, Chico and Maher too.

Ridiculous how this forum will go on to make threads about Vinnie Hacker, and Elias De Poo but this guy, who mogs both of them put together is just... some dude...
He's literally just some random British guy who is in a relationship with a Filipina YouTuber

I think you are missing the big picture.