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part 2 of this thread
looksmax.org
Part II: The Rise of @proex
— Architect of Chaos, Emperor of Megathreads, and Founder of the Proex Corp**
While @kaligula567 reigned as the anarchic god-king of looksmax.org’s chaos era, a new force was quietly rising from the rubble of ban evasion and thread necromancy: **@proex**. Where kaligula was fire, spreading wild and uncontrolled, **proex was the architect of the inferno**—a meticulous, relentless, and terrifyingly productive poster who reshaped the very structure of the forum through sheer volume, vision, and viral megathreads that would go on to define 2024’s most iconic online moments.
The Megathread Messiah
From the moment he appeared, @proex distinguished himself not by absurdity, but by **scale**. While others posted to amuse or provoke, proex posted to **conquer**. His weapon of choice? The **megathread**—a sprawling, ever-growing nexus of discourse, shitposting, and community building that swallowed entire sections of the forum whole.
His first legendary thread, *"The Ultimate Chud Tier List (Updated Daily)"*, began as a simple ranking of "chud" archetypes but rapidly evolved into a living document, updated hourly, with contributions from dozens of users. It wasn’t just a thread—it was a **movement**. At its peak, it spanned over 800 pages, became a reference point across multiple forums, and was even cited (anonymously) in a now-deleted Reddit sociology thread about online subcultures.
But that was just the beginning.
Soon came:
- *"The Great Skinwalkers Hunt: Documenting the Fakes"* — a forensic-style investigation into suspected alts and catfish, which spiraled into conspiracy theories, doxxing allegations, and one infamous case where a user admitted to being a 45-year-old man pretending to be a 19-year-old gym bro from Utah.- *"The Official Proex Corp Employee Handbook (v3.7)"* — a satirical yet disturbingly detailed corporate parody that laid the foundation for what would become the **Proex Corp**.
The Proex Corp: A Bureaucracy of Madness
What started as a joke evolved into a full-blown **online empire**. The **Proex Corp** was a fictional megacorporation that claimed to "maximize looksmaxing efficiency through structured hierarchy, performance reviews, and mandatory chug compliance." It had:
- Departments (Chug Ops, Facial Symmetry R&D, Neckbeard Mitigation)
- Pay grades (based on post count and roast accuracy)
- A corporate ladder (CEO: @proex, VP of Trolling: @idkmanimao, Head of Alt Relations: @RODEBLUR)
- And even its own currency: **Proex Bucks (PXB)**, awarded for useful posts, savage roasts, or successfully brigading a rival thread.
The Proex Corp wasn’t just satire—it became a **cult**. Users applied for "employment," submitted fake resumes, and roleplayed as disgruntled employees complaining about "low PXB bonuses" or "excessive mandatory shitposting quotas." It was corporate dystopia meets forum anarchy, and it worked *too well*.
23,000 Posts in 60 Days: The Grindset Incarnate
The most staggering fact about @proex? **He amassed over 23,000 posts in under two months.** That’s an average of **383 posts per day**—more than one every four minutes during waking hours. Some speculated he used bots. Others claimed he had sold his soul. The truth? He was just **obsessed**.
His posting schedule was military-grade: active 18 hours a day, with scheduled megathread updates, live commentary on drama, and nightly "State of the Forum" broadcasts. He didn’t just participate in the culture—he **dictated it**. When proex posted, the forum *listened*. When he made a thread, it was front-page within the hour.
This grind didn’t go unnoticed.
The Beef with @grilldaddy: Clash of the Titans
Enter **@grilldaddy**, the self-proclaimed retard an incel poster known for his low effort posting, pseudo-intellectual takes on "sigma energy," and a loyal following reatrded looksmaxers. Grilldaddy saw proex as a **menace**—a chaotic force undermining the "integrity" of the forum with memes, corporate roleplay, and mass-alternative engagement.
The war began over a simple roast thread.
Proex posted: *"grilldaddy is a 3/10 sigma male with the charisma of a wet paper bag and the jawline of a boiled potato."*
Grilldaddy responded with a 2,000-word manifesto on "the degradation of discourse" and "the infantilization of online masculinity."
Sides were drawn:
- **Team Proex**: The OGs, some of the shitposters, birds, the alt army.
- **Team Grilldaddy**: The reatards, the theorycrafters, cope self-improvers, shitposters.
Threads were brigaded. Polls were spammed. The mods were overwhelmed. At one point, grilldaddy attempted to **ban proex via community petition**, citing "disruptive behavior and corporate cult formation.", some say he was using alts labeled "incei."
The Inner Circle: The Proex Syndicate
No empire is built alone. Proex’s rise was fueled by a loyal inner circle—some allies, some co-conspirators, all legends in their own right.
- @idkmanimao – The VP of Chaos. A master roaster and graphic designer who created the official Proex Corp logo (a phoenix rising from a spilled chug cup). Responsible for 70% of the Corp’s viral memes.
- @Copercel – The Data Analyst. Built spreadsheets tracking post counts, roast ratios, and mod activity. Allegedly predicted kaligula’s ban 12 hours in advance using "thread entropy models."
- @Looks over NT – The Philosopher. Wrote existential essays between shitposts, asking questions like *"If a megathread dies in a void, did it ever truly chug?"* Became a cult figure among the forum’s more introspective chuds.
- @Rxna – The Propagandist. Ran the Proex Corp Telegram channel, coordinated alt swarms, and leaked grilldaddy’s private DMs (allegedly). Was banned twice but returned each time with a new aesthetic and sharper knives.
- @RODEBLUR – The Enigma. Entered the scene quietly, quickly rising through Proex Corp ranks. Posting style eerily similar to a certain deposed king. After forensic analysis of syntax, emoji usage, and conspiracy tangents, **multiple users concluded @RODEBLUR was an alt of @kaligula567**—resurrected under corporate cover. When asked directly, proex responded: *"All birds are welcome in the Corp. Even the black ones."*
the alt king ruled them all
Legacy: The Man Who Built a Forum in His Image
@proex didn’t just post—he **reengineered** looksmax.org. In less than two months, he:
- Created the most active threads in site history
- Built a self-sustaining community within the community
- Defeated a forum elder in a battle of culture vs. chaos
- Reached 23,000+ posts (a record that may never be broken)
- And did it all without ever being doxxed, banned, or losing momentum.
When the mods finally tried to intervene—deleting a Proex Corp thread for "excessive alt coordination"—the backlash was immediate. Thousands flooded the feedback section.
Proex wasn’t just popular. He was **untouchable**.
Long Live the birds
Today, @proex is sadly banned
He is not a troll. He is not just a shitposter. He is the **embodiment of hyper-online culture**—a man who turned a niche looksmaxing forum into a stage for performance art, satire, and digital domination.
In the annals of looksmax.org, **kaligula was the flame**.
But **proex built the furnace**.
And as long as there are alts, megathreads, and chug to be drunk… **the Corp will rise.**
The Legend of @kaligula567
The Legend of @kaligula567: A Forum Icon on looksmax.org In the chaotic and often surreal world of looksmax.org, few users have achieved the level of infamy and admiration as @kaligula567. A larger-than-life figure, kaligula became a central character in the forum’s lore through his relentless...
looksmax.org
— Architect of Chaos, Emperor of Megathreads, and Founder of the Proex Corp**
While @kaligula567 reigned as the anarchic god-king of looksmax.org’s chaos era, a new force was quietly rising from the rubble of ban evasion and thread necromancy: **@proex**. Where kaligula was fire, spreading wild and uncontrolled, **proex was the architect of the inferno**—a meticulous, relentless, and terrifyingly productive poster who reshaped the very structure of the forum through sheer volume, vision, and viral megathreads that would go on to define 2024’s most iconic online moments.
The Megathread Messiah
From the moment he appeared, @proex distinguished himself not by absurdity, but by **scale**. While others posted to amuse or provoke, proex posted to **conquer**. His weapon of choice? The **megathread**—a sprawling, ever-growing nexus of discourse, shitposting, and community building that swallowed entire sections of the forum whole.
His first legendary thread, *"The Ultimate Chud Tier List (Updated Daily)"*, began as a simple ranking of "chud" archetypes but rapidly evolved into a living document, updated hourly, with contributions from dozens of users. It wasn’t just a thread—it was a **movement**. At its peak, it spanned over 800 pages, became a reference point across multiple forums, and was even cited (anonymously) in a now-deleted Reddit sociology thread about online subcultures.
But that was just the beginning.
Soon came:
- *"The Great Skinwalkers Hunt: Documenting the Fakes"* — a forensic-style investigation into suspected alts and catfish, which spiraled into conspiracy theories, doxxing allegations, and one infamous case where a user admitted to being a 45-year-old man pretending to be a 19-year-old gym bro from Utah.- *"The Official Proex Corp Employee Handbook (v3.7)"* — a satirical yet disturbingly detailed corporate parody that laid the foundation for what would become the **Proex Corp**.
The Proex Corp: A Bureaucracy of Madness
What started as a joke evolved into a full-blown **online empire**. The **Proex Corp** was a fictional megacorporation that claimed to "maximize looksmaxing efficiency through structured hierarchy, performance reviews, and mandatory chug compliance." It had:
- Departments (Chug Ops, Facial Symmetry R&D, Neckbeard Mitigation)
- Pay grades (based on post count and roast accuracy)
- A corporate ladder (CEO: @proex, VP of Trolling: @idkmanimao, Head of Alt Relations: @RODEBLUR)
- And even its own currency: **Proex Bucks (PXB)**, awarded for useful posts, savage roasts, or successfully brigading a rival thread.
The Proex Corp wasn’t just satire—it became a **cult**. Users applied for "employment," submitted fake resumes, and roleplayed as disgruntled employees complaining about "low PXB bonuses" or "excessive mandatory shitposting quotas." It was corporate dystopia meets forum anarchy, and it worked *too well*.
23,000 Posts in 60 Days: The Grindset Incarnate
The most staggering fact about @proex? **He amassed over 23,000 posts in under two months.** That’s an average of **383 posts per day**—more than one every four minutes during waking hours. Some speculated he used bots. Others claimed he had sold his soul. The truth? He was just **obsessed**.
His posting schedule was military-grade: active 18 hours a day, with scheduled megathread updates, live commentary on drama, and nightly "State of the Forum" broadcasts. He didn’t just participate in the culture—he **dictated it**. When proex posted, the forum *listened*. When he made a thread, it was front-page within the hour.
This grind didn’t go unnoticed.
The Beef with @grilldaddy: Clash of the Titans
Enter **@grilldaddy**, the self-proclaimed retard an incel poster known for his low effort posting, pseudo-intellectual takes on "sigma energy," and a loyal following reatrded looksmaxers. Grilldaddy saw proex as a **menace**—a chaotic force undermining the "integrity" of the forum with memes, corporate roleplay, and mass-alternative engagement.
The war began over a simple roast thread.
Proex posted: *"grilldaddy is a 3/10 sigma male with the charisma of a wet paper bag and the jawline of a boiled potato."*
Grilldaddy responded with a 2,000-word manifesto on "the degradation of discourse" and "the infantilization of online masculinity."
Sides were drawn:
- **Team Proex**: The OGs, some of the shitposters, birds, the alt army.
- **Team Grilldaddy**: The reatards, the theorycrafters, cope self-improvers, shitposters.
Threads were brigaded. Polls were spammed. The mods were overwhelmed. At one point, grilldaddy attempted to **ban proex via community petition**, citing "disruptive behavior and corporate cult formation.", some say he was using alts labeled "incei."
The Inner Circle: The Proex Syndicate
No empire is built alone. Proex’s rise was fueled by a loyal inner circle—some allies, some co-conspirators, all legends in their own right.
- @idkmanimao – The VP of Chaos. A master roaster and graphic designer who created the official Proex Corp logo (a phoenix rising from a spilled chug cup). Responsible for 70% of the Corp’s viral memes.
- @Copercel – The Data Analyst. Built spreadsheets tracking post counts, roast ratios, and mod activity. Allegedly predicted kaligula’s ban 12 hours in advance using "thread entropy models."
- @Looks over NT – The Philosopher. Wrote existential essays between shitposts, asking questions like *"If a megathread dies in a void, did it ever truly chug?"* Became a cult figure among the forum’s more introspective chuds.
- @Rxna – The Propagandist. Ran the Proex Corp Telegram channel, coordinated alt swarms, and leaked grilldaddy’s private DMs (allegedly). Was banned twice but returned each time with a new aesthetic and sharper knives.
- @RODEBLUR – The Enigma. Entered the scene quietly, quickly rising through Proex Corp ranks. Posting style eerily similar to a certain deposed king. After forensic analysis of syntax, emoji usage, and conspiracy tangents, **multiple users concluded @RODEBLUR was an alt of @kaligula567**—resurrected under corporate cover. When asked directly, proex responded: *"All birds are welcome in the Corp. Even the black ones."*
the alt king ruled them all
Legacy: The Man Who Built a Forum in His Image
@proex didn’t just post—he **reengineered** looksmax.org. In less than two months, he:
- Created the most active threads in site history
- Built a self-sustaining community within the community
- Defeated a forum elder in a battle of culture vs. chaos
- Reached 23,000+ posts (a record that may never be broken)
- And did it all without ever being doxxed, banned, or losing momentum.
When the mods finally tried to intervene—deleting a Proex Corp thread for "excessive alt coordination"—the backlash was immediate. Thousands flooded the feedback section.
Proex wasn’t just popular. He was **untouchable**.
Long Live the birds
Today, @proex is sadly banned
He is not a troll. He is not just a shitposter. He is the **embodiment of hyper-online culture**—a man who turned a niche looksmaxing forum into a stage for performance art, satire, and digital domination.
In the annals of looksmax.org, **kaligula was the flame**.
But **proex built the furnace**.
And as long as there are alts, megathreads, and chug to be drunk… **the Corp will rise.**
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