The Life Cycle of The World

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1-12 The Retard Phase

Everything sucks during this phase. You're given shit food, have to do shitty homework all the time. Life is misery but you're too stupid to realize it.

13-18- The Semi-Retard Phase.

A phase that is overrated by autists but can still be good tbh. Most people may fuck a few girls looks matched girls and if you have a means to make money, it can be fun to do some drugs and stuff. You'll also have fun just sitting around doing nothing with your friends.

19-22- Life.

These are the only years you are truly alive. If you fucked up these years, end it. If you're still in these years, throw every ounce of strength and effort into making these years memorable.

23-24- Life lite

These years are good as well, especially if you make decent money. However, you'll be expected to start settling down your crazy behavior.

25-death The Misery Phase

You are old now. If you missed out on life, end it all.
 
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