the life of a 4'11 guy

[Basin]

bros im not even exaggerating being 4'11 as a grown man is actually the most cursed spawn point imaginable


wake up
stretch a little
look in the mirror
still 4'11


day already ruined


go outside
everyone is taller than me like skyscrapers
im walking through the city like a tiny npc


then the chads walk by 6'7 6'8 giants towering over everyone while girls orbit them like planets


and im just there like a 4'11 peasant


the worst is the tall girls bro


especially the goth ones
black clothes
dark lipstick
platform boots making them like 6 feet tall


im literally standing there at chest height


one tall goth girl once looked down at me and smirked a little


bro i felt like a tiny goblin being noticed by a vampire queen


at the gym its even worse


chads everywhere lifting huge weights

girls watching them like


meanwhile im 4'11 trying to bench press looking like a small action figure


one girl literally said


“aww youre so tiny”


BRO


another tall girl leaned down a bit while talking to me


im looking up like


she had black hair eyeliner big boots towering over my entire existence


and she goes


“youre kinda adorable”


bros my brain stopped working


then the worst moment happened


im standing in line at the store
and my stomach starts acting up


because earlier i drank like a liter of almond milk and ate eggs


suddenly


brrrpfff


a tiny fart escapes


and because im 4'11 my face is literally closer to peoples torsos


some tall chad behind me looks down like


bro i wanted to disappear instantly


later outside im walking past a group of girls


two tall goth girls and some chad guy


one of the girls whispers


“hes so small”


another one giggles and says


“hes like pocket sized”


BRO


im literally 4'11 walking around in a world built for tall chads


things ive tried


shoe lifts +5 cm but now i walk weird
gymmaxxing just became a tiny muscular guy
posturemaxxing congrats now im 5'0
beardmaxxing now i look like a garden gnome


sometimes tall girls actually smile at me though


like they see this 4'11 tiny guy and think its funny or cute


but then a 6'2 chad walks in and instantly mogs my entire existence


any other sub 5'2 bros surviving this brutal simulation
or am i the only 4'11 pocket sized human left on earth

 

[aaronbp]

aight

 

[Jenson]

limb lenghting surgery NOW

 

[hye732]

you can apply for a disability license if you live in the UK

 

[Serial Coomer]

read only the emojis good post

 

[ICL]

limblengthening.com is calling

 

[Basin]

limblengthening.com is calling

4'11 gang suffering rn


me looking at the price like

wallet:
me:
4'11 5'2 dream

 

[ICL]

4'11 gang suffering rn


me looking at the price like

wallet:
me:
4'11 5'2 dream

prime

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[Deleted member 364878]

bros im not even exaggerating being 4'11 as a grown man is actually the most cursed spawn point imaginable


wake up
stretch a little
look in the mirror
still 4'11


day already ruined


go outside
everyone is taller than me like skyscrapers
im walking through the city like a tiny npc


then the chads walk by 6'7 6'8 giants towering over everyone while girls orbit them like planets


and im just there like a 4'11 peasant


the worst is the tall girls bro


especially the goth ones
black clothes
dark lipstick
platform boots making them like 6 feet tall


im literally standing there at chest height


one tall goth girl once looked down at me and smirked a little


bro i felt like a tiny goblin being noticed by a vampire queen


at the gym its even worse


chads everywhere lifting huge weights

girls watching them like


meanwhile im 4'11 trying to bench press looking like a small action figure


one girl literally said


“aww youre so tiny”


BRO


another tall girl leaned down a bit while talking to me


im looking up like


she had black hair eyeliner big boots towering over my entire existence


and she goes


“youre kinda adorable”


bros my brain stopped working


then the worst moment happened


im standing in line at the store
and my stomach starts acting up


because earlier i drank like a liter of almond milk and ate eggs


suddenly


brrrpfff


a tiny fart escapes


and because im 4'11 my face is literally closer to peoples torsos


some tall chad behind me looks down like


bro i wanted to disappear instantly


later outside im walking past a group of girls


two tall goth girls and some chad guy


one of the girls whispers


“hes so small”


another one giggles and says


“hes like pocket sized”


BRO


im literally 4'11 walking around in a world built for tall chads


things ive tried


shoe lifts +5 cm but now i walk weird
gymmaxxing just became a tiny muscular guy
posturemaxxing congrats now im 5'0
beardmaxxing now i look like a garden gnome


sometimes tall girls actually smile at me though


like they see this 4'11 tiny guy and think its funny or cute


but then a 6'2 chad walks in and instantly mogs my entire existence


any other sub 5'2 bros surviving this brutal simulation
or am i the only 4'11 pocket sized human left on earth

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[Basin]

Are u a midget normal ?

no usually im 6'5 and then sometimes 4'11

 

[Deleted member 364878]

no usually im 6'5 and then sometimes 4'11

All right

 

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