User28823
do not go gentle into that good night
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The Positives of Being a Crypto Millionaire King
Negatives of Being a Crypto Millionaire
That’s it. Hope you enjoyed my humble flex about cryptodom. All responses welcome as long as you don’t cry about me making your annual salary in a pump-and-dump before breakfast. Stay poor, wagies.
- Wake up whenever I want, not because I’m unemployed, but because my portfolio literally makes me money while I sleep. The market never closes, and neither does my passive income.
- Don’t need a wagecage. Why? Because I turned a $500 Pepe buy into a down payment on a Lambo. Minimum wage cucks grind 40 hours a week to make what I make in an hour candle pump.
- Unlimited time for hobbies. Mine include staring at TradingView charts, buying JPEG monkeys for six figures, and laughing at normies who ask me, “Isn’t crypto just a scam?” while I use their rent money as liquidity exit fuel.
- Taxes? Bro, I am the capital gains loophole. My accountant plays 5D chess with the IRS. You pay tax. I pay “advisory fees.”
- I order Wagyu and sashimi daily. I don’t eat “goys**lop,” I eat foods you can’t even pronounce without stuttering. Meanwhile, wagecucks save up all week for their Chipotle burrito bowl. Sad!
- My genetics? Superior. My wallet? Astronomical. My BMI? Bull Market Index. Sorry you got rugged by your parents’ DNA and also by your 401k.
- Entertainment? Easy. I buy meme coins and watch as normies panic sell while I ride volatility like it’s Six Flags. That’s my Netflix.
Negatives of Being a Crypto Millionaire
- 99.99% of people can’t talk to me about anything besides “so… how do I buy Bitcoin?” Bro, my net worth fluctuates by more than your salary while you’re asking that.
- Women only want me for my yacht, villa, and Bugatti. Honestly, not a problem. I’ll passportmaxx in Monaco anyway.
That’s it. Hope you enjoyed my humble flex about cryptodom. All responses welcome as long as you don’t cry about me making your annual salary in a pump-and-dump before breakfast. Stay poor, wagies.
