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age 0:
you open your eyes and realize you're a jeet. It's already over. You cry. Your name is: sukhdeep dikshit.
age 1- 4:
the stink of bull cum and piss fill your nostrils, your jeet father and jeet mother feed you "cereal" every morning. It is unknowingly bull cum with frozen micro shits as chocolate.
age 5-9:
your jeet father teaches you how to scam, he wants to retire soon. You're confused, but feel safe since cow piss and shit showers calm you down in the evening.
age 10 - 14:
you have become a master of your craft, now you can perfectly copy microsoft tech sappoort team with no accent, saar. School isn't a problem, you are planning to study in canada anyway.
age 15 - 18:
years of eating cow dung and drinking cow piss has prepared you for this, you start planning your immigration to canada for cultural enrichment.
age 20:
while livestreaming and arguing with people online about how india is a superpower and israel is the best, a moving train takes your life. Train is the natural predator of jeets. In your last moments, cow piss fills your throat and lungs instead of blood, tears escape your eyes. You curse god for making you a jeet. Your jeet brain generates what if moments, what if you were white? In europe? You realize your tears smell like curry. Your last words, "it never began".
you open your eyes and realize you're a jeet. It's already over. You cry. Your name is: sukhdeep dikshit.
age 1- 4:
the stink of bull cum and piss fill your nostrils, your jeet father and jeet mother feed you "cereal" every morning. It is unknowingly bull cum with frozen micro shits as chocolate.
age 5-9:
your jeet father teaches you how to scam, he wants to retire soon. You're confused, but feel safe since cow piss and shit showers calm you down in the evening.
age 10 - 14:
you have become a master of your craft, now you can perfectly copy microsoft tech sappoort team with no accent, saar. School isn't a problem, you are planning to study in canada anyway.
age 15 - 18:
years of eating cow dung and drinking cow piss has prepared you for this, you start planning your immigration to canada for cultural enrichment.
age 20:
while livestreaming and arguing with people online about how india is a superpower and israel is the best, a moving train takes your life. Train is the natural predator of jeets. In your last moments, cow piss fills your throat and lungs instead of blood, tears escape your eyes. You curse god for making you a jeet. Your jeet brain generates what if moments, what if you were white? In europe? You realize your tears smell like curry. Your last words, "it never began".
