The life you will never have (ropefuel)

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It’s 2016. You’re a sophomore in high school, freshly Tanner Stage 4. Your frame has filled out, you’re 6’4”, and you’ve slayed six girls this past summer. Life is peak. You turn heads walking to class on the first day of school, everyone straining their necks to get a glimpse of your dimorphic face.


As you sit in class, the teacher cracks another joke about how you’re stealing the attention from the lesson. The HTBs in the class can’t keep their focus on the board for more than two seconds without looking at your way, but you know none of this matters anyway. You’ve already signed a modeling contract with a premier agency and you’re getting sponsored just for tagging them in your Instagram posts.


The weekend rolls around and you’re getting invited to every party in the area. Everyone is anticipating your arrival because of what a privilege it is to welcome Chad to their home.


You pull up to five different parties in one night, make out with three different girls and slay one of them, just for the hell of it.


You go to Harvard as a 4th-generation legacy. You major in finance, eventually ascending to become a powerhouse investment banker.


You spread your seed to your Stacy on a rainy Tuesday night fifteen years later, finally feeling the joy of what it means to be a father.


The cycle repeats. Your genetics produce more and more Chads while the others repeat their own cycle of spreading useless seed, providing nothing but more sheep for the lion to lead.

 

[tansel]

i was 13 in 2016 bro how could i have any of this

 

[italianltn]

There's a couple things here I relate to.

 

[MixedBoyo12]

Unironically I relate to most of this Except being 6 foot 4, i remember the teach saying stuff like “man stop distracting the class and girls with ur hair man”, I do miss hs sometimes, I didn’t necessarily peak then but good times, yall younger cels shouldn’t take it for granted, time flies and you’ll enter the real world soon enough