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Once upon a time, in a sad city where pessimism was a way of life, there lived a man named Master. Master was the most frustrated, hopeless person you could meet. He thought the world was a cruel, useless place. One day, Master decided to start a business selling "BLACKPILL" to Incels. Each box came with a small black pill that hovered over the person who ate it, dropping a constant rain wherever they went. To his surprise, the pill had become so popular.
People flocked to buy the pill, and soon, the whole city was covered in a steady downpour. But instead of complaining, the townspeople accepted their sad fate. They began wearing black raincoats, turning their umbrellas upside down to catch the rain, and held "soggy parades" through the wettest streets. Master convinced everyone that life was indeed as hopeless as he thought. But little did he know that in their newfound prejudice the townspeople had found a strange twisted interest. They laughed at their misfortune and rejoiced in their misery, and the city came to be called "looksmax.org" in the world.
Disappointed that his dark circle dream had turned into a dark farce, Master left the city in search of a more dreary place. Little did he know, he had accidentally created a haven for a strange, wonderful, poignant illusion that the world had never seen before.
People flocked to buy the pill, and soon, the whole city was covered in a steady downpour. But instead of complaining, the townspeople accepted their sad fate. They began wearing black raincoats, turning their umbrellas upside down to catch the rain, and held "soggy parades" through the wettest streets. Master convinced everyone that life was indeed as hopeless as he thought. But little did he know that in their newfound prejudice the townspeople had found a strange twisted interest. They laughed at their misfortune and rejoiced in their misery, and the city came to be called "looksmax.org" in the world.
Disappointed that his dark circle dream had turned into a dark farce, Master left the city in search of a more dreary place. Little did he know, he had accidentally created a haven for a strange, wonderful, poignant illusion that the world had never seen before.
