The lore of my left vs right hand

[asdvek]

My right hand:

Has insane gaming lore, has 100k+ kills in rainbow six siege, insane clutches, flicks, aim in rainbow six siege matches

Clutches that have won my team ranked matches, insane flicks, aces and stuff

My left hand:

Presses WASD and other keys like sprint

Got fucked millions of times made me bust millions of nuts

I jerk off with left hand

 

[Deleted member 285947]

left hand has done a whole lot of asdfgqwertzxcvb while my right hand has done a whole lot of ;lkjhyuiopnm,./

 

[asdvek]

left hand has done a whole lot of asdfgqwertzxcvb while my right hand has done a whole lot of ;lkjhyuiopnm,./