𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞

[iblameloweffort]

I keep trying to convince myself I'm just another random guy, but reality refuses to cooperate. Somehow every room, conversation, and event ends up revolving around me. Either my ego is out of control or the universe forgot to distribute screen time fairly.

 

[mltnisme124]

I keep trying to convince myself I'm just another random guy, but reality refuses to cooperate. Somehow every room, conversation, and event ends up revolving around me. Either my ego is out of control or the universe forgot to distribute screen time fairly.

excuse me? who are you

 

[vexd]

𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔞 𝔫𝔬𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶 𝔪𝔶 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯

 

[vexd]

the universe has showed signs thru numerology and luck that all of its screen time is towards ME and its comically universally giving me bad luck and its laughing at me ur a nt ant and im the main storyline

 

[vexd]

the universe is obsessed with me bro by giving me comically 0.001% shit luck like life is a sadisitcal MTBB who is torturing my life for shits and giggles
sorru I haven't taken my Clozapine

 

[iblameloweffort]

the universe is obsessed with me bro by giving me comically 0.001% shit luck like life is a sadisitcal MTBB who is torturing my life for shits and giggles

 

[Iamspace]

 

[vexd]

im actually being serious after years of years of bad luck this is 100% of what I believe