The Measurements that Determine your Life

[AmorFatis]

Your height (sub 5'9" you're FUCKED)
Penis length (sub 6.5" you're FUCKED)
Length of your vocal cords (high pitched voice you're FUCKED)
Clavicle length (sub 20" bideltoid you're FUCKED)
Lower third height (sub 3" you're FUCKED)
Inter-molar width (sub 40mm you're FUCKED)
Skull circumference (sub 23" you're FUCKED)
Infraorbital prominence ahead of orbit (less than zero......



Boyo



You're FUCKED

 

[Soulsmaxx]

Pics of OP please

 

[AbandonShip]

Stfu newfag.

You are fucked not me

 

[Deleted member 1212]

Not a single word

 

[Deleted member 470]

Infraorbital prominence ahead of orbit (less than zero......

wtf is this lmao

 

[AmorFatis]

wtf is this lmao

Look up negative orbital vector

If you have it get fillers ASAP it'll easily add a point to your looks.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Your height (sub 5'9" you're FUCKED)

Check.

Penis length (sub 6.5" you're FUCKED)

Check.

Length of your vocal cords (high pitched voice you're FUCKED)

Check.

Clavicle length (sub 20" bideltoid you're FUCKED)

What is sub 20" bideltoid?

Lower third height (sub 3" you're FUCKED)

My what?

Inter-molar width (sub 40mm you're FUCKED)

What tooth do I measure from?

Skull circumference (sub 23" you're FUCKED)

What if you have a bunch of head hanging out the back?

Infraorbital prominence ahead of orbit (less than zero......

Why can't we talk like normal people?

 

[mouthbreatheraf]

Height don't mean shit. Its all about the face.

 

[Deleted member 39]

Sub 6'2 you're fucked

 

[FatJattMofo]

bideltoid is not the proper measurement. its biacromial . even someone with a 14 inch biacromial can get to 20 inch bideltoid.

someone with a 20 inch biacromial can get to 26 inch bideltoid which is fucking huge

 

[Deleted member 534]

I’m 5.9/5 and 6.3 inch dick

No girl will notice 0.2

 

[FatJattMofo]

I’m 5.9/5 and 6.3 inch dick

No girl will notice 0.2

if you are low bf it doesnt even matter since your bpel is closer to your nbpel

 

[Deleted member 534]

if you are low bf it doesnt even matter since your bpel is closer to your nbpel

Bpel? Nbpel??

What are those lol anyway I’m currently trying to get toned body and lowering my bodyfat even more tbh

 

[FatJattMofo]

Bpel? Nbpel??

What are those lol anyway I’m currently trying to get toned body and lowering my bodyfat even more tbh

bone pressed meaning pushing your ruler into your pubic fat to reveal true penis size. nbpel is the amount of dick that shows. bpel is basically the effective size when you fuck bitches and nbpel size is the size it looks like when someone is looking at it.

 

[Alexanderr]

Sub 6'2 you're fucked

Legit. 6’2+ or death.

 

[You]

im still an incel

 

[SayNoToRotting]

someone with a 20 inch biacromial can get to 26 inch bideltoid which is fucking huge

20" is acromegaly tier, 18" is already 99th percentile

 

[FatJattMofo]

20" is acromegaly tier, 18" is already 99th percentile

guess I have acromegaly jfl.

wait.

maybe .


i do?.

18 inch aint bad 22 inch bideltoid excluding rib expansion is pretty big.


rib expansion is said to give 2 inches of width too. ill make a thread on it if it actually does


20 inch bi deltoid is already big. so 16 inches can end up looking pretty wide just from gymceling

 

[SayNoToRotting]

guess I have acromegaly jfl.

wait.

maybe .


i do?.

18 inch aint bad 22 inch bideltoid excluding rib expansion is pretty big.


rib expansion is said to give 2 inches of width too. ill make a thread on it if it actually does


20 inch bi deltoid is already big. so 16 inches can end up looking pretty wide just from gymceling

are we talking about biacromial or bideltoid right now?

 

[FatJattMofo]

are we talking about biacromial or bideltoid right now?

everytime I said inch without the bideltoid I meant biacromial

 

[love=everything]

less than 7" penis looks small

 

[Deleted member 470]

Check.

is that voice yours???

 

[MD_Hopeful69]

Your height (sub 5'9" you're FUCKED)
Penis length (sub 6.5" you're FUCKED)
Length of your vocal cords (high pitched voice you're FUCKED)
Clavicle length (sub 20" bideltoid you're FUCKED)
Lower third height (sub 3" you're FUCKED)
Inter-molar width (sub 40mm you're FUCKED)
Skull circumference (sub 23" you're FUCKED)
Infraorbital prominence ahead of orbit (less than zero......



Boyo


You’re stupid. Thirds should be equal in length. You think anyone has a three inch lower third and three inch midface. 2.5 inch is ideal



You're FUCKED

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

someone pass me the rope

 

[SayNoToRotting]

everytime I said inch without the bideltoid I meant biacromial

so you supposedly have 24.5" skull circumference and 20" biacromial- both acromegalic, 99th+ percentile measurments?

Yeah not believing it.

 

[FrothySolutions]

is that voice yours???

I'm the guy on the phone.

 

[shimada]

Fucked at birth crew

 

[FatJattMofo]

so you supposedly have 24.5" skull circumference and 20" biacromial- both acromegalic, 99th+ percentile measurments?

Yeah not believing it.

measured wrong. (Measured again) 19 inch biacromial and 24 inch skull circumference

 

[Wannabe6ft2]

guess I have acromegaly jfl.

wait.

maybe .


i do?.

18 inch aint bad 22 inch bideltoid excluding rib expansion is pretty big.


rib expansion is said to give 2 inches of width too. ill make a thread on it if it actually does


20 inch bi deltoid is already big. so 16 inches can end up looking pretty wide just from gymceling

Elab on rib expansion?

 

[FatJattMofo]

I’m measuring biacromial lying down now was standing up before I

Elab on rib expansion?

will do soon

 

[Framletgod]

so you supposedly have 24.5" skull circumference and 20" biacromial- both acromegalic, 99th+ percentile measurments?

Yeah not believing it.

let me tell you that he is 16, doesnt go to gym and is 20%+ bodyfat

 

[forwardgrowth]

high iq

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Infraorbital prominence ahead of orbit (less than zero

how does someone even measure this at home? Also doesn't Gandy himself have this?

 

[AmorFatis]

how does someone even measure this at home? Also doesn't Gandy himself have this?

Yes, which is why Gandy looks like a corpse now. Gandy's 99.9th percentile cheekbones make up for his recessed infraorbitals.

 

[TeemoNation]

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Your height (sub 5'9" you're FUCKED)
Penis length (sub 6.5" you're FUCKED)
Length of your vocal cords (high pitched voice you're FUCKED)
Clavicle length (sub 20" bideltoid you're FUCKED)
Lower third height (sub 3" you're FUCKED)
Inter-molar width (sub 40mm you're FUCKED)
Skull circumference (sub 23" you're FUCKED)
Infraorbital prominence ahead of orbit (less than zero......



Boyo



You're FUCKED

faggot

 

[Deleted member 19766]

bideltoid is not the proper measurement. its biacromial . even someone with a 14 inch biacromial can get to 20 inch bideltoid.

someone with a 20 inch biacromial can get to 26 inch bideltoid which is fucking huge

How? Roids?