The Moon Files vs the Apptards

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Having to convince people the moon ride is real, they must first anticipate content whores. Regardless, apptards will never believe it. So launch it on April Fool’s Day. Thus, reverse psychology. This method mindfucks the skeptics.

But if they really want to convince the world, suicide the crew and tell the people, “My gad… There was a terrible accident when they returned to Earth. Let us begin celebrating these astronauts for many, many years to come.”

Oh, by the way, one of those fake space travelers will spill the beans later. So… figure it out, Deep Boys.

But what’s equally amazing about the Moon Ride VR, the viewers watching are lower than the ones who made it to episode three of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Now that’s embarrassing, not a temporary setback.

 
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You said Iranian drones were going to bomb American mainland and that didn't happen.
 
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You said Iranian drones were going to bomb American mainland and that didn't happen.
Chinese drones. They are stationed under the massive concrete barrier on several of their manmade islands. We're talking half a million dormant flying little creeps ready to slaughter anything that moves. My advice, when they come... don't move!
 
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and u dare to call people with basic critical thinking "retards" when the only real retard here is yourself
 
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Fake moon isn’t even solid.
 
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moon landing was filmed by kubrick in studio

thats why they killed him he was gonna spill out that and other jewmerica secrets
 
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and u dare to call people with basic critical thinking "retards" when the only real retard here is yourself


Poor feller believes in moon missions, sad.
 
wait i misread the first sentence, sorry you are not a retard
 
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Lol good ole Big Jim still at it. I wonder if it's all a troll or if he really is this deranged in irl haha
 
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Lol good ole Big Jim still at it. I wonder if it's all a troll or if he really is this deranged in irl haha
My penis is deranged. If it stays inside a vagina for too long, it vomits. The same thing happens if it's kissed, or I'm standing in a department store watching a woman inspect underwear and bras.

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