The Name Pill destroyed me

[Bushman]

Name halo/Failo is so real, bros.

I was watching a documentary on Prince Eugene of Savoy, one of the greatest commanders of early modern era. The nigha massacred like 30,000 ottoman soldiers at the battle of Zenta, but I couldn’t take the narrator seriously because the nigga’s name was “Eugene”.


Parents can doom their children on day 1 with the wrong name. I am literally 3.5 psl bushman niglet. I look a like a cro magnon retard in some lightings. However, people automatically think I’m smart/distinguished because my name sounds like a 12th century Anglo Norman noble.
Women take their husbands last name. They don’t want a corny surname for themselves. A girl in high school flirted with me by saying she wanted my last name.


Names have metaphysical power.
Do not name your kids something peasant sounding or they might end up a Quasimodo trench digger.
But Don’t be autistic n name ur kid something that sounds like a Roman Emperor either. The black kids at lunch table will clown your son and call him “decepticon” or some shit. There is a happy medium.

 

[Bushman]

Notice all the chads that forum subhumans worship have nice sounding names.

 

[cancercell]

imagine how hard it is for me.

 

[RecessedChinCel]

Luh shawty gon fuck on the gang when she see us hop out that jeep

This ho want my last name but im finna pass this freak

 

[Deleted member 8758]

imagine how hard it is for me.
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Sheldon makes me think of some nobel prize winner of some subject I dont care about in 1923 or something.]

I imagine : Sheldon invented the diaphragm of the 1st camera, he also likes taffy.

 

[klip11]

Name halo/Failo is so real, bros.

I was watching a documentary on Prince Eugene of Savoy, one of the greatest commanders of early modern era. The nigha massacred like 30,000 ottoman soldiers at the battle of Zenta, but I couldn’t take the narrator seriously because the nigga’s name was “Eugene”.


Parents can doom their children on day 1 with the wrong name. I am literally 3.5 psl bushman niglet. I look a like a cro magnon retard in some lightings. However, people automatically think I’m smart/distinguished because my name sounds like a 12th century Anglo Norman noble.
Women take their husbands last name. They don’t want a corny surname for themselves. A girl in high school flirted with me by saying she wanted my last name.


Names have metaphysical power.
Do not name your kids something peasant sounding or they might end up a Quasimodo trench digger.
But Don’t be autistic n name ur kid something that sounds like a Roman Emperor either. The black kids at lunch table will clown your son and call him “decepticon” or some shit. There is a happy medium.

What if I name my kid @Xangsane ?

 

[PunishedDollcel]

It costs only $50 to legally change your name

 

[badamj]

There’s actually been research on how names affect your life

 

[thenewhebbe]

Common name or death

 

[Gonthar]

Name halo/Failo is so real, bros.

I was watching a documentary on Prince Eugene of Savoy, one of the greatest commanders of early modern era. The nigha massacred like 30,000 ottoman soldiers at the battle of Zenta, but I couldn’t take the narrator seriously because the nigga’s name was “Eugene”.

I think Eugene wasn't a bad name back then, only later it was associated with nerds(the movie Grease had a character named Eugene, I think that started the trend).
Even you give your kid a cool name, by the time it grows up it could become uncool and he'll still suffer. Lolita was a popular name in Ukraine, until that famous book appeared and girls named Lolita started to be seen as slutty.

 

[Brus Wane]

Name halo/Failo is so real, bros.

I was watching a documentary on Prince Eugene of Savoy, one of the greatest commanders of early modern era. The nigha massacred like 30,000 ottoman soldiers at the battle of Zenta, but I couldn’t take the narrator seriously because the nigga’s name was “Eugene”.


Parents can doom their children on day 1 with the wrong name. I am literally 3.5 psl bushman niglet. I look a like a cro magnon retard in some lightings. However, people automatically think I’m smart/distinguished because my name sounds like a 12th century Anglo Norman noble.
Women take their husbands last name. They don’t want a corny surname for themselves. A girl in high school flirted with me by saying she wanted my last name.


Names have metaphysical power.
Do not name your kids something peasant sounding or they might end up a Quasimodo trench digger.
But Don’t be autistic n name ur kid something that sounds like a Roman Emperor either. The black kids at lunch table will clown your son and call him “decepticon” or some shit. There is a happy medium.

Dorian Gray effect is gigalegit some copers swear it's pseudoscience

I read an article once (not sure how legit it was tbh) that found a disproportionate bunch of men named Peter and foids named Deborah in the USA become CEOs or some shit.

Anecdotally all the Seans / Shauns / Shawns I've met in life are slayers.

It costs only $50 to legally change your name

It's not so much the changing that's an issues, it's what a shit name does to your development

Dorian Gray effect is gigalegit frfr no cap ong

 

[Xangsane]

What if I name my kid @Xangsane ?

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