Vermilioncore
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The next presidential election should go as follows:
The White House agents go toward the nearest Assisted Living center and gather all the dementia and Alzheimer’s patients into one room. They then dress them up nicely and take photos and give them a brief overview of the job duties of the president.
Then they narrow down the candidates to like 5. Then they officially announce nationwide that those 5 demented old patients are the new candidates for the presidency.
Americans will have to vote for one old fuck to rule the country, he will be shitting his adult diaper and wandering off into the street like a lost animal, yet he will also rule the entire country.
Thoughts? The US already has Biden and he’s basically the same thing so I think this is the new trend.
The White House agents go toward the nearest Assisted Living center and gather all the dementia and Alzheimer’s patients into one room. They then dress them up nicely and take photos and give them a brief overview of the job duties of the president.
Then they narrow down the candidates to like 5. Then they officially announce nationwide that those 5 demented old patients are the new candidates for the presidency.
Americans will have to vote for one old fuck to rule the country, he will be shitting his adult diaper and wandering off into the street like a lost animal, yet he will also rule the entire country.
Thoughts? The US already has Biden and he’s basically the same thing so I think this is the new trend.
