the NHS will perform a modified lf3 on my wretched downgrown ass

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The taxpayer will enjoy paying tens of thousands of dollars for my modified lf3 and SARPE, rhino/septoplasty, all done by the NHS! I will still be sub 5 and autistic, but still fuck them cunting bastards! NO SURGERY FOR YOUR MIDFACE OR PFL LMAO LMAO
 
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no idea why i got a random blemish on my nose bridge, that's been there for a week.
 
fix ur nct
 
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fix ur nct
agreed, but there is zero before and afters of fixing NCT, or changing PFL. i am hoping if the NHS gave me a modified lf3 (ive seen papers of them doing it for non syndromic class iii's like myself), then maybe the NCT will not be so bad or resolve completely.
 
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How did you get all this? What did you tell your doctor's?

I legit have a deviated septum that prevents me breathing from my left nostril as well as my right so kind of need it tbh.

I don't think they'll still give it because I've gone all these years without trouble.
 
How did you get all this? What did you tell your doctor's?

I legit have a deviated septum that prevents me breathing from my left nostril as well as my right so kind of need it tbh.

I don't think they'll still give it because I've gone all these years without trouble.
If we're talking about the NHS, they give out surgeries like candy, especially if you're a woman. Say that your deviated septum is giving you nosebleeds a dozen times a day and they'll 100% give it to you, although it'll probably just be a septoplasty and not a full on rhinoplasty.
 
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Doesn’t Lefort 3 have a ridiculous complication rate?
 
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Doesn’t Lefort 3 have a ridiculous complication rate?
No the complication rates are massively inflated because they operate almost exclusively on syndromic patients with atypical bone structure and neural and arterial mapping so they're harder to operate on compared to someone with normal craniofacial development. I wouldn't want a full on LF3 as that would leave a huge ass scar across my head, but I've heard of NHS doing modified LF3's for non-syndromic patients, and given the state of my eye area, I'm sure they'll give in to my begging.
 
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No the complication rates are massively inflated because they operate almost exclusively on syndromic patients with atypical bone structure and neural and arterial mapping so they're harder to operate on compared to someone with normal craniofacial development. I wouldn't want a full on LF3 as that would leave a huge ass scar across my head, but I've heard of NHS doing modified LF3's for non-syndromic patients, and given the state of my eye area, I'm sure they'll give in to my begging.
Well good luck boyo cos you don’t look good atm
 
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Well good luck boyo cos you don’t look good atm
Good maybe I'll take 20 aspirin before the operation so I bleed to death and ruin the surgeon's statistics.
 
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Good maybe I'll take 20 aspirin before the operation so I bleed to death and ruin the surgeon's statistics.
Bri'ish humour is legit.
 
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It's like nothing grew right both my parents are HTN+ WTF my sister has hollow cheeks and PCT what the fuck happened during my development? btw i was raped by a frontal lobe lesion at birth from strep b meningitis :( this caused low muscle tone, it's OVER :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Mogs german "Krankenkasse" to dresden bombings and back
 
Mogs german "Krankenkasse" to dresden bombings and back
none of what i just said will probably happen except the septoplasty and lf1 but who knows maybe if i wear a wig and cut my wrists horizontally ill get a modified lf3
 
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none of what i just said will probably happen except the septoplasty and lf1 but who knows maybe if i wear a wig and cut my wrists horizontally ill get a modified lf3
Yakhiii 😹😹🤙🤙💘💘
 
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@6ft4

What's your analysis on my underbite? would a modified lf3+lf1 be enough to render me 4 PSL? or would i need more? you love looking at underbites so this should be a treat for you.

no need for the pitying, i already know it is beyond over for me, just wondering if there is any chance of salvaging my downgrown fucked face.
 
both my cunting parents were boneless narrow skulled north atlantid wankers! MY UPPER PALATE'S SAGGITAL PLANE HAS GROWN COMPLETELY DOWNWARDS DUE TO LOW TONGUE POSTURE AND MY FUCKING GONIAL ANGLE HAS ADJUSTED TO MATCH THE FUCKED IMPROPER OCCLUSION, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
It will never happen
 
It will never happen
okay, maybe not modified lf3 :( but genioplasty lf1 and rhinoplasty all been confirmed due to breathing and cosmetic issues (ive had the consult but was too scared to ask about lf3 cus there were like 10+ students in there)
 

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