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the BULL

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if i was nordic i would have been famous now
 
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if i was nordic i would have been famous now
How do you want to be famous with that cow looking face?

All you need is that bell around your neck and you’ll make it into the cow world
 
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So what about Morrone than ? He would not be as famous with Nordic pheno
 
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hazel eyes, B tier celebrity.
I remember how every female become crazy when his first movie dropped
You saw my looks, people were telling me 'You look like out of 365 days' because he was rent free in their heads
 
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I remember how every female become crazy when his first movie dropped
You saw my looks, people were telling me 'You look like out of 365 days' because he was rent free in their heads
hopefully i'll be rent free too after getting my eyes lasered by a turkish mastermind doctor
 
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I remember how every female become crazy when his first movie dropped
You saw my looks, people were telling me 'You look like out of 365 days' because he was rent free in their heads
I had this too jfl
 
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hopefully i'll be rent free too after getting my eyes lasered by a turkish mastermind doctor
You just need to lean down and a olive tan, MAYBE some green eye contacts
Nothing more, 6 ft 5 tall Mediterranean specimen
 
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You just need to lean down and a olive tan, MAYBE some green eye contacts
Nothing more, 6 ft 5 tall Mediterranean specimen
contacts are not enough, everyone can tell you not have them piercing eyes.
 
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you would lookk something like this

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no, i would look like myself but with blonde hair and blue eyes, and i would be famous.
Nordic isnt just blonde blue eyes lol.
 
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How do you want to be famous with that cow looking face?

All you need is that bell around your neck and you’ll make it into the cow world
I wish i could edit id make a bull looney tunes version of him with a jingling bell around his neck
 
God made you Italian otherwise you'd become too powerful
 
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The bull you need. Botox on chin your chin is good but you have a strong mentalist muscle it makes your chin look weird and pouty. Also better hair your hair looksmins you makes your midface look longer and your forehead wider you have narrow bigonioms you need to make your forehead look narrower in comparison
 
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The bull you need. Botox on chin your chin is good but you have a strong mentalist muscle it makes your chin look weird and pouty. Also better hair your hair looksmins you makes your midface look longer and your forehead wider you have narrow bigonioms you need to make your forehead look narrower in comparison
imagine believing in the mms of bones meme lol fixing coloring is worth 10x more
 
imagine believing in the mms of bones meme lol fixing coloring is worth 10x more
When did I say bones??? All I said is Botox, hair
 
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my chin is already overprotruding. hair yeah cool but still minor stuff.
Hair makes huge diff when you get one that suits your skull or a better cut and by chin I din fillers ok your chin is strong but you have an overactive muscle so some Botox would calm it down
 
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He was only famous for like 2 weeks because he was in a movie known for how bad and cringe it was.
Your vids are facetuned and your a nerdic kys faggot
 
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Same lol

Think bitches say this to all gl guys who look med:lul:
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is this guy really that gl though?? like ok he mogs me but i can't see it. i would be flattered if i was compared to henry cavill or smth.
 
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is this guy really that gl though??
I always thought he was mid bro…but female gaze says otherwise. Legit bitches were obsessed with him. Mafia boss role halo but even without it they found him incredibly sexy

Psl he’s nothing that special but huge smv apparently…can’t complain as a med guy, I’m like a more aesthetic version of morrone
 
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I always thought he was mid bro…but female gaze says otherwise. Legit bitches were obsessed with him. Mafia boss role halo but even without it they found him incredibly sexy

Psl he’s nothing that special but huge smv apparently…can’t complain as a med guy, I’m like a more aesthetic version of morrone
yeah they downplayed you lol
 
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is this guy really that gl though?? like ok he mogs me but i can't see it. i would be flattered if i was compared to henry cavill or smth.
looks nafri.
 
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