The odds of getting killed by a falling coconut

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[Serious] The odds of getting killed by a falling coconut

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• Start dateYesterday at 8:43 AM

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I've done some research and sleuthing and here is what I found:

About 150 people per year die after getting hit by a falling coconut. Considering that there are some 7.6 billion people on earth, that amounts to odds of 1 in 50.7 million. While coconuts can seem harmless, they can sometimes weigh close to five pounds and can fall from as much as about 100 feet (which is like an eight-story building), yielding a force roughly equal to a ton as the coconut hits the ground.

For example, if a coconut weighing 2 kg falls 25 meters onto a person’s head, the impact velocity is 80 km/hr. That is fast as a speeding car. A SPEEDING CAR!

It's a dangerous world we live in, boyos.



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[fukmylyf]

 

[ChoSeungHui]

based er coconuts

 

[FatJattMofo]

Chances of it happening if you live north = 0

 

[SexuallyAbusive]

its over for hawaiicels

 

[Ritalincel]

based er coconuts

nuts me

 

[fukmylyf]

I like to pretend coconut juice is semen

 

[Ritalincel]

I like to pretend coconut juice is semen

 

[Deleted member 1212]

nuts me

Cocos me

 

[Zygos4Life]

100 years from now:
Your grandson: "hey daddy, how did my grandfather Ritalincel die again?"
Your son "Oh yeah, he was strolling his 5'6 framecel body along the beaches of california while looking down onto a cellphone with a severe hunchback browsing a website known as 'looksmax.me' when all of a sudden a coconut hit his 10 inch skull cracking it open and forcing his retruded maxilla forward 30mm in the x-axis"

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

100 years from now:
Your grandson: "hey daddy, how did my grandfather Ritalincel die again?"
Your son "Oh yeah, he was strolling his 5'6 framecel body along the beaches of california while looking down onto a cellphone with a severe hunchback browsing a website known as 'looksmax.me' when all of a sudden a coconut hit his 10 inch skull cracking it open and forcing his retruded maxilla forward 30mm in the x-axis"

cope. @Ritalincel is over 6 foot

 

[Zygos4Life]

cope. @Ritalincel is over 6 foot

You mean over 6 foot deep under the ground after getting hit by a coconut

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

You mean over 6 foot deep under the ground after getting hit by a coconut

teheheh xD

 

[rockndogs]

odds me

 

[Ritalincel]

You mean over 6 foot deep under the ground after getting hit by a coconut

 

[Deleted member 1089]

I LOVE EAT COCKNUT