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THE GREAT THUMB WAR MEGATHREAD
This will be The Complete History, Factions, Origins & Ongoing Contentions between both sides of opposition.
The PREFACE
As many of you peeps are aware.
There is an ongoing tussle between 2 beastly coalitions.
For a day or so now, .Org has been alied by two rival factions, each of which are determined to eradicate the other from this forum. Recruitment campaigns have spread like smega across threads like
https://looksmax.org/threads/death-to-all-thumbs-o-join-the-anti-thumb-coalition.2219424/
alliances have formed overnight, betrayals have become commonplace and countless innocents have been sucked into the bosoms of conflict. Spreading reactionary statements against their opposition.
Current votings were at a tie.
Who will exit the vaginal canal of the thumb war victorious? Like a newborn chad, destined for victory..
COALITION 1: THE GIGA THUMBS
"The future belongs to the Thumb." -klassek
This agency, Controlled by brutal autocrat @Klassek, Upon my knowledge is currently in an ongoing endeavour to overthrow the ATC anti thumb cuck agency (found below). In his vehement high T attempt, once and for all, to immanentize the eschaton and bring peace to .Org.
The Supreme Potentate of The Giga Thumb organisation is
@KlassekKlasseks acquiescent henchman include:
@MrCrig
@rottxn
@enten
@chud10282892
@ascendingpath
@hypergonadal
@Short
@ndshinigami
@alurmo
@aethel
@sledgehammer65
@thekey
@commander.is.ur.co
@cowmuncher26
(Taken from)
Thread 'The Official GigaThumb Leaderboard'
https://looksmax.org/threads/the-official-gigathumb-leaderboard.2219012/
THE LORE OF THE GIGA THUMBS (written by autocrat klassek himself)
''So basically me and crig were messing around in a groupchat, where we were thinking of a new name for our group, and i out of nowhere thought of thumb, and giga chad, so i said giga thumbs are the new name of us, then me @MrCrig @tallcel and @Lexapro decided to launch the revolution, we all started recruiting giga thumbs, and that is how we started, next day Vrilltrium decided to be different and launch a anti association of destroying us, but he isn’t successful''COALITION 2: THE ANTI THUMB Coalition(ATC)
"Death to all thumbs." - Vrilltrum
https://looksmax.org/threads/death-to-all-thumbs-o-join-the-anti-thumb-coalition.2219424/
Lead by their Kingpin @Vrilltrum27.
Who, ostensibly, under klasseks assumption, has fallen afoul of the wrath of the giga thumbs. ATC Sovereign @Vrilltrum27 says OTHERWISE!
Supreme Leadership
- @Vrilltrum27
- @Anakin.
Current high t henchmen include
@shedontluv-U
@afroheadluke
@Starborn
@Brava
@RandomAutist
@lowdimotrucel
@zennn
@AgentAngularity
@Anakin.
@anondude
@swedchud
@LameAssNga
@DrMd
@sub3gooncel
@NVM_Ignacio
@blinkers
@6'7whitechad
@jgrey080
And me @Lemic
LORE OF THE ATC (written by Vrilltrum Himself)
So the lore of the ATC was that I was harassed and told by Tallcel and klassuk to change my avi to that of a thumb, I found it stupid and I denied.
Eventually I made a thread about how the non thumbs must mobilize.
Unfortunately it got traction only from the Thumbs and I was one man against an army of thumbs.
I lost and lost badly.
Held up in my bunker I contemplated pulling the trigger. The war was lost, what’s a general without an army.
Thus I began to scheme.
One by one I and @Anakin. built the most grand alliance of org members that this forum has ever seen.
And with swedchud @swedchud pitching in the name idea, the ATC (Anti thumb coalition) was born, made up of users from all walks of life who seek one goal.
THE LEGEND OF Vrilltrums Lore (written by Vrilltrum himself)
It was 1945, the end of the war.Many of the Nazi high command was either in Berlin or attempting to flee.
Meanwhile I was held up in a top secret bunker with a secret Nazi teleportation device known as the Die glocke (the bell) look it up if u want.
However upon my realization that if the tech ever fell into the hands of either the dirty reds or the Jews my people would be at risk, I and many other high ranking Nazis took the die glocke and planned to teleport to our secret base in Antarctica to hide it and then take our own lives in service of the fatherland.
But upon activating the device, it went catestrfically (holy spelling) wrong as the bell teleported into the future and crash landed in the same area of the arctic we meant to travel to in 1945 but instead we landed in 2010.
The base had been found by an ancient race of people known as the Agathans from the mythic land itself and I’ve been a proud Agarthan man ever since but I will never forget my past.
The sun will rise again.
TIMELINE OF THE GREAT THUMB WAR, pretty much (TLDR)
Day 0Mid ahh title: Giga Thumbs is created.
Day 1
Klassek, MrCrig, Tallcel and Lexapro officially launch the Thumb Revolution.
Day 2
Recruitment begins.
The GIGA THUMBS rapidly expand like a penis when erect.
Day 3
Vrilltrium refuses Thumb assimilation.
The first anti-thumb resistance forms.
Day 4
The first Anti Thumb thread is created.
It is overwhelmed by Thumb supporters.
Day 5
The Resistance collapses.
Vrilltrum retreats to his bunker.
Day 6
@Regret and @Anakin. secretly begin recruiting allies.
Day 7
swedchud coins the name ATC (Anti Thumb Coalition ).
Present Day
Both organizations stand at equal strength.
.Org remains divided.
The fate of Thumbkind hangs in the balance.
CURRENT STATE OF THIS QUARREL
GIGA THUMBS VS Anti Thumb CoalitionCurrent ratings remain TIED.
The outcome of their contentions is in YOUR HANDS PEEPS.
RECRUITMENT
Choose your side.
Support the Giga Thumbs
Join the ATC. ( Anti Thumb Coalition )Neutrality ain’t an option.
‘History is written by the victors’
-quoted by my father.
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