THE OFFICIAL FULL GUIDE TO AMERICAN PSYCHO MAXING [Legit]

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American Psycho, arguably the most blackpilled film of all time consisting of a main character many of us autists can relate to.

American Psycho Author Bret Easton Ellis Tells Us Where Patrick Bateman  Would Be Today

The protagonist, the supreme gentleman Patrick Bateman is a wealthy New York investment banker who looksmaxxes. He also memorizes conversational phrases and pop culture references to lure people into his apartment so he can brutally murder them...
Amnesia before looksmaxxing if you were wondering | Looksmax.me - Men's  Self-Improvement & Aesthetics
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In this thread, I will detail how to successfully replicate his lifestyle

#1 High-Level Investment Banking

-Major in Economics or Financing at a top university, graduating top of your class will also help you

-Further your education with an MBA

-Get an internship at a top firm

-If you don't have any family in the business already you'll need to network like crazy

-When you land a job you'll need to start grinding and kissing ass to work through the ranks and huzzah before long you'll be a senior member of a NY firm raking in roughly 7 figures

#2 Looksmaxing And Fitting In

-Softmaxxes are important when trying to fit in with the elite, the right haircut, fashion, collagen, and a good tan will go a long way

-You'll need to develop an encyclopedic knowledge of everything high class, what stores or restaurants are trendy/hot or what clothing brands to wear, even like in the movie a well-designed business card can be very important.

-You'll also need to talk and act high class as well, learning proper etiquette and behavior for the office or a house party is vital

#3 The Murdering
Finally, the fun shit, fuck all that high class elite gobbly gook, at the end of the day we all just want to murder some bitches

American Psycho Hey Paul GIF - AmericanPsycho HeyPaul Ax - Discover & Share  GIFs
American Psycho Hey Paul GIF - AmericanPsycho HeyPaul Ax - Discover & Share  GIFs
American Psycho Hey Paul GIF - AmericanPsycho HeyPaul Ax - Discover & Share  GIFs


The New York Police Department solved 64% of homicides between 2013 and 2017, however, there are certain things you can do to decrease your chances of getting caught

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Target homeless people in an area with a low solve rate, leave no evidence, footage, or patterns. And there you go you're Patrick Bateman reincarnate

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American Psycho, arguably the most blackpilled film of all time consisting of a main character many of us autists can relate to.

American Psycho Author Bret Easton Ellis Tells Us Where Patrick Bateman  Would Be Today

The protagonist, the supreme gentleman Patrick Bateman is a wealthy New York investment banker who looksmaxxes. He also memorizes conversational phrases and pop culture references to lure people into his apartment so he can brutally murder them...
Amnesia before looksmaxxing if you were wondering | Looksmax.me - Men's  Self-Improvement & Aesthetics's  Self-Improvement & Aesthetics
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In this thread, I will detail how to successfully replicate his lifestyle

#1 High-Level Investment Banking

-Major in Economics or Financing at a top university, graduating top of your class will also help you

-Further your education with an MBA

-Get an internship at a top firm

-If you don't have any family in the business already you'll need to network like crazy

-When you land a job you'll need to start grinding and kissing ass to work through the ranks and huzzah before long you'll be a senior member of a NY firm raking in roughly 7 figures

#2 Looksmaxing And Fitting In

-Softmaxxes are important when trying to fit in with the elite, the right haircut, fashion, collagen, and a good tan will go a long way

-You'll need to develop an encyclopedic knowledge of everything high class, what stores or restaurants are trendy/hot or what clothing brands to wear, even like in the movie a well-designed business card can be very important.

-You'll also need to talk and act high class as well, learning proper etiquette and behavior for the office or a house party is vital

#3 The Murdering
Finally, the fun shit, fuck all that high class elite gobbly gook, at the end of the day we all just want to murder some bitches
American Psycho Hey Paul GIF - AmericanPsycho HeyPaul Ax - Discover & Share  GIFs
American Psycho Hey Paul GIF - AmericanPsycho HeyPaul Ax - Discover & Share  GIFs
American Psycho Hey Paul GIF - AmericanPsycho HeyPaul Ax - Discover & Share  GIFs


The New York Police Department solved 64% of homicides between 2013 and 2017, however, there are certain things you can do to decrease your chances of getting caught

LocationMax
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Target homeless people in an area with a low solve rate, leave no evidence, footage, or patterns. And there you go you're Patrick Bateman reincarnate

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