Vermilioncore
I don’t want to think anymore
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I remember I used to have a job at a gym and one time this old fuck came into the gym and literally shit himself and shit all over the bathroom and even in the hallway. It was as if someone detonated a bag of shit.
I didn’t even know at first until his ugly whore old hag wife came up to me and said “excuse me oh sir my husband had an accident” while she was holding a shitload of towels and new clothes to bring the old man.
So I had to legit clean that shit off the floor. I only cleaned up the hallway though. I didn’t go into the bathroom. It was funny as fuck seeing niggas go into the bathroom and start gagging and hurry up and leave. They were so confused. I didn’t even put up a “closed for maintenance” sign. I let those gymcels enter the bathroom to smell shit.
Tbh the whole thing was weird as fuck. Like why the fuck are you at the gym when you are literally so old that you can’t control your anus and shit all over the place like a fucking dog?
I didn’t even know at first until his ugly whore old hag wife came up to me and said “excuse me oh sir my husband had an accident” while she was holding a shitload of towels and new clothes to bring the old man.
So I had to legit clean that shit off the floor. I only cleaned up the hallway though. I didn’t go into the bathroom. It was funny as fuck seeing niggas go into the bathroom and start gagging and hurry up and leave. They were so confused. I didn’t even put up a “closed for maintenance” sign. I let those gymcels enter the bathroom to smell shit.
Tbh the whole thing was weird as fuck. Like why the fuck are you at the gym when you are literally so old that you can’t control your anus and shit all over the place like a fucking dog?
