the one thing i wouldnt wish on anyone

[whiteegyptian]

I wouldn't wish one thing on anyone, and that thing is being born as a guy called Cristiano Ronaldo Santos Aveiro.

You are born as this guy

Born as this guy, life was perfectly on track to become the undisputed, god king of soccer, until a random 5'7 genetic anomaly from Rosario arrived. and everything has been going downhill since than.
CR7's life was a flawless trajectory of pure dominance, he was the chosen one at United, flying down the wings, winning Ballon d'Ors, wrecking the Premier League, and looking like a genetic miracle, he had the speed, the hair, and the trophies, he was the undisputed main character of the sport, the script was written, in his own mind, he was going to conquer the world, and nobody could touch him. and then out of nowhere, a quiet short Argentine appears and changes the entire script.

Imagine working out several hours a day, maintaining a strict diet of plain chicken breast and water, practicing free kicks until the point of physical exhaustion, and only for a rival to walk onto a pitch and make the entire sport look effortlessly simple, CR7 would score a breathtaking, gravity defying hat trick on a Tuesday, completely exhausting himself, only for Messi to stroll out on a Wednesday, navigate past six world class defenders, score a chip, and completely capture the front pages.

Must be such a brutal experience, isn't it?

and than that Argentine guy keeps out-doing you in literally everything, you were the top goal-scorer? he scored more goals without penalties, you were the ultimate Ballon d'Or winner? he won 8, had 4 golden shoes? well, he won 6. well, and than goes 2014, you won the Euros by some good luck, and your own ancestors praying that you win from their own graves, it was over, the debate was over, you had a coping mechanism of claiming Messi won nothing. and than forward back to 2022


Messi wins the 2022 World Cup, wins the 2021 Copa America, the 2024 Copa America, and than completely destroys everyone in the 2026 World Cup, effortlessly, only losing to Spain by a lucky shot, when Messi tried to equalize in the last few minutes, everyone was shitting their pants, they saw Messi running with the ball, they shat their parents at that moment. couldn't say the same for CR7.

And than suddenly the debate is over, the Argentine manlet has surpassed you in football with little to no effort, just pure godly genetics.

And not to mention, your own people, your own club, and everyone you ever knew of simped for Lionel Messi, Saudi Arabia tried paying him 2B just to get him on their team, Real Madrid constantly praised him, even when Real Madrid was nothing with you. and than Real Madrid dumps you like a bitch, while still simping for Messi.



And you also have a small dick, compared to that Argentine. getting mogged in the most painful thing, your manhood.

maybe that's why your bitch is a fan of Messi, as well?

And the most brutal one, you get cucked by your half Black son.

@killuacel @pleasevanity @horseman. @Resonance @Anakin_10k

 

[whiteegyptian]

wouldn't wish for anyone to be born this big of a loser, but muh billionaire saar

 

[killuacel]

brultal blackpil

 

[Bully]

Brutal. You barely finish 7th grade, then go on to build an impressive football career, only to get football-mogged by a sped who didn't even go to school

 

[whiteegyptian]

brultal blackpil
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actually thinking of this dude's life is pretty sad. he was going to be the god of football. but some fucking retarded manlet changed the entire script.

and he was not better than you at anything, he just had the simply better genetics, and you couldn't compete with it, very unlucky to be born in the same era with a genetic miracle.

 

[killuacel]

THE GOAT

 

[whiteegyptian]

Brutal. You barely finish 7th grade, then go on to build an impressive football career, only to get football-mogged by a sped who didn't even go to school

Literally, his life is actually so sad to think about. and I can see why he might hate Messi in secret.

Messi is literally the football equivalent of mr. steal your bitch.

 

[Resonance]

I wouldn't wish one thing on anyone, and that thing is being born as a guy called Cristiano Ronaldo Santos Aveiro.

You are born as this guy

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Born as this guy, life was perfectly on track to become the undisputed, god king of soccer, until a random 5'7 genetic anomaly from Rosario arrived. and everything has been going downhill since than.
CR7's life was a flawless trajectory of pure dominance, he was the chosen one at United, flying down the wings, winning Ballon d'Ors, wrecking the Premier League, and looking like a genetic miracle, he had the speed, the hair, and the trophies, he was the undisputed main character of the sport, the script was written, in his own mind, he was going to conquer the world, and nobody could touch him. and then out of nowhere, a quiet short Argentine appears and changes the entire script.

Imagine working out several hours a day, maintaining a strict diet of plain chicken breast and water, practicing free kicks until the point of physical exhaustion, and only for a rival to walk onto a pitch and make the entire sport look effortlessly simple, CR7 would score a breathtaking, gravity defying hat trick on a Tuesday, completely exhausting himself, only for Messi to stroll out on a Wednesday, navigate past six world class defenders, score a chip, and completely capture the front pages.

Must be such a brutal experience, isn't it?

and than that Argentine guy keeps out-doing you in literally everything, you were the top goal-scorer? he scored more goals without penalties, you were the ultimate Ballon d'Or winner? he won 8, had 4 golden shoes? well, he won 6. well, and than goes 2014, you won the Euros by some good luck, and your own ancestors praying that you win from their own graves, it was over, the debate was over, you had a coping mechanism of claiming Messi won nothing. and than forward back to 2022


Messi wins the 2022 World Cup, wins the 2021 Copa America, the 2024 Copa America, and than completely destroys everyone in the 2026 World Cup, effortlessly, only losing to Spain by a lucky shot, when Messi tried to equalize in the last few minutes, everyone was shitting their pants, they saw Messi running with the ball, they shat their parents at that moment. couldn't say the same for CR7.

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And than suddenly the debate is over, the Argentine manlet has surpassed you in football with little to no effort, just pure godly genetics.

And not to mention, your own people, your own club, and everyone you ever knew of simped for Lionel Messi, Saudi Arabia tried paying him 2B just to get him on their team, Real Madrid constantly praised him, even when Real Madrid was nothing with you. and than Real Madrid dumps you like a bitch, while still simping for Messi.



And you also have a small dick, compared to that Argentine. getting mogged in the most painful thing, your manhood.

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maybe that's why your bitch is a fan of Messi, as well?

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And the most brutal one, you get cucked by your half Black son.


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@killuacel @pleasevanity @horseman. @Resonance @Anakin_10k

It's so pathetic and sad watching ronaldo get fucked in every way. he gets outbeaten by trophies in every aspect and keeps shifting the goalpost to the next thing. fucking over for ronaldo. now he's endlessly made fun of across the internet. he's still stuck in his delusion, he literally openly likes reels of videos making fun of messi.

I can't handle being beaten by a short, autistic subhuman.

 

[iblamemyhabits]

I wish @AgentAngularity was still alive to read this masterpiece glaze on messi

 

[grymhackare]

I wouldn't wish one thing on anyone, and that thing is being born as a guy called Cristiano Ronaldo Santos Aveiro.

You are born as this guy

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Born as this guy, life was perfectly on track to become the undisputed, god king of soccer, until a random 5'7 genetic anomaly from Rosario arrived. and everything has been going downhill since than.
CR7's life was a flawless trajectory of pure dominance, he was the chosen one at United, flying down the wings, winning Ballon d'Ors, wrecking the Premier League, and looking like a genetic miracle, he had the speed, the hair, and the trophies, he was the undisputed main character of the sport, the script was written, in his own mind, he was going to conquer the world, and nobody could touch him. and then out of nowhere, a quiet short Argentine appears and changes the entire script.

Imagine working out several hours a day, maintaining a strict diet of plain chicken breast and water, practicing free kicks until the point of physical exhaustion, and only for a rival to walk onto a pitch and make the entire sport look effortlessly simple, CR7 would score a breathtaking, gravity defying hat trick on a Tuesday, completely exhausting himself, only for Messi to stroll out on a Wednesday, navigate past six world class defenders, score a chip, and completely capture the front pages.

Must be such a brutal experience, isn't it?

and than that Argentine guy keeps out-doing you in literally everything, you were the top goal-scorer? he scored more goals without penalties, you were the ultimate Ballon d'Or winner? he won 8, had 4 golden shoes? well, he won 6. well, and than goes 2014, you won the Euros by some good luck, and your own ancestors praying that you win from their own graves, it was over, the debate was over, you had a coping mechanism of claiming Messi won nothing. and than forward back to 2022


Messi wins the 2022 World Cup, wins the 2021 Copa America, the 2024 Copa America, and than completely destroys everyone in the 2026 World Cup, effortlessly, only losing to Spain by a lucky shot, when Messi tried to equalize in the last few minutes, everyone was shitting their pants, they saw Messi running with the ball, they shat their parents at that moment. couldn't say the same for CR7.

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And than suddenly the debate is over, the Argentine manlet has surpassed you in football with little to no effort, just pure godly genetics.

And not to mention, your own people, your own club, and everyone you ever knew of simped for Lionel Messi, Saudi Arabia tried paying him 2B just to get him on their team, Real Madrid constantly praised him, even when Real Madrid was nothing with you. and than Real Madrid dumps you like a bitch, while still simping for Messi.



And you also have a small dick, compared to that Argentine. getting mogged in the most painful thing, your manhood.

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maybe that's why your bitch is a fan of Messi, as well?

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And the most brutal one, you get cucked by your half Black son.


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@killuacel @pleasevanity @horseman. @Resonance @Anakin_10k

”nO hE’s ThE gOaT” come on guys

 

[overtier1011]

Messi has pure footballing genetics + high iq

 

[Notorious_1676]

Rumor has it Ronaldo spent a 100 million dollars to spread propaganda on Messi.

Even his own fanbase deep down know who's better, they're just trying to convince other Normies that ronaldo is better. The same way foids know they're hypergamous but don't want the average oofy doofy to know that they're hypergamous

 

[Bully]

Literally, his life is actually so sad to think about. and I can see why he might hate Messi in secret.

Messi is literally the football equivalent of mr. steal your bitch.

The saddest part is that Ronaldo is miles ahead of players like Neymar, Mbappé, and Haaland in almost every aspect, yet he still isn't number one.

 

[Eric_mxcl]

Ronaldo literally doesnt have anything to cope with since 2022

 

[Andremln]

 

[Saint Casanova]

You don’t know anything about football stop talking mutt

 

[whiteegyptian]

It's so pathetic and sad watching ronaldo get fucked in every way. he gets outbeaten by trophies in every aspect and keeps shifting the goalpost to the next thing. fucking over for ronaldo. now he's endlessly made fun of across the internet. he's still stuck in his delusion, he literally openly likes reels of videos making fun of messi.

I can't handle being beaten by a short, autistic subhuman.

As a Messi fan, I'm starting to see why Ronaldo might hate Messi, people hate on guys when they steal another dude's bitch, but this is literally the same with Messi to Ronaldo, but with his career.


Imagine being beat by a short Argentine random who didn't even speak a word of English, brutal, and now Ronaldo is going to be the most clowned on guy forever.

I wish @AgentAngularity was still alive to read this masterpiece glaze on messi

Not even glaze, I feel bad for CR7.

Rumor has it Ronaldo spent a 100 million dollars to spread propaganda on Messi.

Even his own fanbase deep down know who's better, they're just trying to convince other Normies that ronaldo is better. The same way foids know they're hypergamous but don't want the average oofy doofy to know that they're hypergamous

I'd believe if all the X bots and niggas on TikTok were paid by him JFL. he hates Messi so much.

The saddest part is that Ronaldo is miles ahead of players like Neymar, Mbappé, and Haaland in almost every aspect, yet he still isn't number one.

The saddest part is that Ronaldo is miles ahead of players like Neymar, Mbappé, and Haaland in almost every aspect, yet he still isn't number one.

Being second to someone is more humiliating than not being in the game.

Ronaldo literally doesnt have anything to cope with since 2022

It's over for him.

Nothing for your genetics.

You don’t know anything about football stop talking mutt

I'm not trying to insult Ronaldo, I'm just looking at his sad life, it's really sad. over for him, he got CUCKED his entire life, in football, and outside.

 

[Saint Casanova]

As a Messi fan, I'm starting to see why Ronaldo might hate Messi, people hate on guys when they steal another dude's bitch, but this is literally the same with Messi to Ronaldo, but with his career.


Imagine being beat by a short Argentine random who didn't even speak a word of English, brutal, and now Ronaldo is going to be the most clowned on guy forever.

Not even glaze, I feel bad for CR7.

I'd believe if all the X bots and niggas on TikTok were paid by him JFL. he hates Messi so much.

The saddest part is that Ronaldo is miles ahead of players like Neymar, Mbappé, and Haaland in almost every aspect, yet he still isn't number one.


Being second to someone is more humiliating than not being in the game.




It's over for him.



Nothing for your genetics.

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I'm not trying to insult Ronaldo, I'm just looking at his sad life, it's really sad. over for him, he got CUCKED his entire life, in football, and outside.

Mutt, you’ve never watched them. Ronaldo was much more of a big game player. Messi was a system player. In Barcelona and in the Argentine squad. No wonder Messi failed when he left Barca.

 

[Notorious_1676]

Mutt, you’ve never watched them. Ronaldo was much more of a big game player. Messi was a system player. In Barcelona and in the Argentine squad. No wonder Messi failed when he left Barca.

Messi is far more complete than Ronaldo, he outperforms him in every metric. In Europe Messi outscored him and out assisted him despite playing approximately 60 less games. How can he be a system player if he's a more complete player than Ronaldo?

 

[Saint Casanova]

Messi is far more complete than Ronaldo, he outperforms him in every metric. In Europe Messi outscored him and out assisted him despite playing approximately 60 less games. How can he be a system player if he's a more complete player than Ronaldo?

It’s easy when you have Xavi and Iniesta

 

[pfl]

Mutt, you’ve never watched them. Ronaldo was much more of a big game player. Messi was a system player. In Barcelona and in the Argentine squad. No wonder Messi failed when he left Barca.

as a ronaldo fan since birth, messi is the superior player

 

[Saint Casanova]

as a ronaldo fan since birth, messi is the superior player

He is, but Ronaldo has proven himself more, in different leagues, and his style is nicer on the eye.

Plus anyone would choose to be Ronaldo