The only 2 things that can change my life

[sigma boii]

Getting $1M+ (without working)
Getting extreme looks

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Honorable mention:

My cute cute CUUUUUTTEEE uni crush oneitis hugs me

 

[sigma boii]

Honorable mention:

My cute cute CUUUUUTTEEE uni crush oneitis hugs me

I wouldn't feel confident with any foids with my current looks

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I wouldn't feel confident with any foids with my current looks

Same tbf I don't think you should have a gf if you aren't at least a HTN, as otheriwse you won't have power in the relationship and she'd get an ick once she realizes that

 

[romanstock]

You are an ant in the centre position of where I am about to stamp. Some ants on the periphery may have a chancy escape, but you will not.

 

[sigma boii]

You are an ant in the centre position of where I am about to stamp. Some ants on the periphery may have a chancy escape, but you will not.

You're a depressed and nowhere close to a millionare

 

[romanstock]

You're a depressed and nowhere close to a millionare

I'm nearing $13,000.