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BigJimsWornOutTires

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Ah, yes, there is one! One ... never ... made.

The app's algorithm targets creeps. Immediately, reroutes them to the bots—the Sex Bots. The Onlyfans bots. The catfishers, they too, are rerouted there.

The ONLY Dating App is now down to real people. However, another algorithm targets those nasty fucking whores. You know the ones. "Ugh, I'm new to this." <<--that fucking lying whore! And off she goes to the STD-infected guys. Oh, you know the ones! They're usually black. Or curry. Or fat! Or shows gym selfies after pumping iron. Those motherfuckers.

FINALLY, the ones left on the ONLY Dating App can introduce themselves. "Hello?" a strange feller says. He repeats, "Hello? Is there anyone out there?" Crickets. Not a soul in sight.

Welcome to the ONLY Dating App. Helllllooooo? Ugh, I feel alone.

 
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