The only insanely effective skincare you should be doing as a man (UNCS GUIDE)

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After years of softmaxing ive finally figured out the only skincare you as a man should be doing.

Most skincare is made for women, and the more of that shit you put on your face the more fucked you will look.

For the past year, my skin was so horrendous I thought I was aging from stress I thought it was over for my collagen tbh. Discolored, grey-looking, dry-looking, dead-looking, red and irritated. Ive simplified my skincare to solve this issue, I use two products a simple cleanser (once every four days because as a man you need these oils on your skin)

AND THEN THE HOLY GRAIL
Amazon.com: La Roche-Posay Cicaplast Gel B5, Protective Repair Gel for  Cracked, Chapped Skin with Madecassoside and Glycerin, Tested  Post-Procedure, Post-Stitches, Post-Laser, 1.35 Fl Oz : Beauty & Personal  Care

CICAPLAST B5 GEL


My skin looks better than it did at 15, it's plump, smooth and all redness is gone, after only a week of use. Glycerin repairs the skin barrier from years of abuse using shitty skincare products and holds in moisture. If you use it after a shower and wake up the next day, your skin will be softer than a baby's bottom.
 
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I just put spf in the morning ngl
 
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I just put spf in the morning ngl
If you ever have redness, stinging, or dullness this is a must-trust. I only push things that work.
 
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Injecting face with horse semen works
 
If you ever have redness, stinging, or dullness this is a must-trust. I only push things that work.
Using ChatGPT to phrase your responses totally makes you more credible, bro.

Retinoids, microneedling, CO2 laser and polynucleotides are all redundant apparently, just use this La Roche Posay product guys!
 
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Using ChatGPT to phrase your responses totally makes you more credible, bro.

Retinoids, microneedling, CO2 laser and polynucleotides are all redundant apparently, just use this La Roche Posay product guys!
Why tf would I use ChatGPT to respond, and that dash was an accident; its grammatically incorrect, it was supposed be be a comma ChatGPT wouldn't write that.

Anyway, this is just my experience with the product. It's not anti-aging skincare routine.
 
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Why tf would I use ChatGPT to respond, and that dash was an accident; its grammatically incorrect, it was supposed be be a comma ChatGPT wouldn't write that.

Anyway, this is just my experience with the product. It's not anti-aging skincare routine.
Wait, but I thought it's the:
  • "The only insanely effective skincare you should be doing as a man (UNCS GUIDE)"
Are you telling me, you hyperbolised a product that is shit in actuality?
 
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After years of softmaxing ive finally figured out the only skincare you as a man should be doing.

Most skincare is made for women, and the more of that shit you put on your face the more fucked you will look.

For the past year, my skin was so horrendous I thought I was aging from stress I thought it was over for my collagen tbh. Discolored, grey-looking, dry-looking, dead-looking, red and irritated. Ive simplified my skincare to solve this issue, I use two products a simple cleanser (once every four days because as a man you need these oils on your skin)

AND THEN THE HOLY GRAIL
Amazon.com: La Roche-Posay Cicaplast Gel B5, Protective Repair Gel for  Cracked, Chapped Skin with Madecassoside and Glycerin, Tested  Post-Procedure, Post-Stitches, Post-Laser, 1.35 Fl Oz : Beauty & Personal  Care

CICAPLAST B5 GEL


My skin looks better than it did at 15, it's plump, smooth and all redness is gone, after only a week of use. Glycerin repairs the skin barrier from years of abuse using shitty skincare products and holds in moisture. If you use it after a shower and wake up the next day, your skin will be softer than a baby's bottom.
Salmon sperm mogs
 
Wait, but I thought it's the:
  • "The only insanely effective skincare you should be doing as a man (UNCS GUIDE)"
Are you telling me, you hyperbolised a product that is shit in actuality?
UNC's guide, as in I tried many bullshit skin routines over the years and this is the only one I'm completely satisfied with.
 
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UNC's guide, as in I tried many bullshit skin routines over the years and this is the only one I'm completely satisfied with.
Yes, disregard the 12 words that prefaces that term (the majority of the title).
 
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Yes, disregard the 12 words that prefaces that term (the majority of the title).
More of a nod to the shit 10-step heavy exfoliant based routines that are posted here that are made for women's skin. But yeah, I can see where you are coming from. Not trying to argue semantics though, its a good product and its what I use daily.

Of course, all the things you listed have a place, but arguably shouldn't be in everybody's stack.
 
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More of a nod to the shit 10-step heavy exfoliant based routines that are posted here that are made for women's skin. But yeah, I can see where you are coming from. Not trying to argue semantics though, its a good product and its what I use daily.

Of course, all the things you listed have a place, but arguably shouldn't be in everybody's stack.
WE CAN AGREE TO AGREE.
 
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