The only reason why your mom loves you...

[ranierean]

(assuming that she even does)

When you were born, on your way out, you stretched her vagina out to such a comical extent that no penis could ever hope of matching that...

C-section counts too because in general women enjoy pain and suffering, you gave her that by forcing the docs to literally cut her open.

 

[Kroker]

Dude you're fucked up! But that's cool hahaha