The only thing I miss about smoking

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You don’t feel like it or do you just realize you don’t have the brains for it? :soy:

No offense because I could never be a doctor because I’m too low IQ. You need to be good at physics and chemistry, which I sucked at.
Nah i always ace science so that shit was easy
Iam bad at things that needs memory
Geo history etc
 
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Nah i always ace science so that shit was easy
Iam bad at things that needs memory
Geo history etc
That’s good, you can be a doctor!
 
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what do u eat in a day bro:what:
I eat 250 grams of meat any kind
400 grams of carb
110 grams of fat
And alot of supplements
No sugar no shit food
 
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I eat 250 grams of meat any kind
400 grams of carb
110 grams of fat
And alot of supplements
No sugar no shit food
well what kind of meat lol

cow? chicken?
 
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I eat 250 grams of meat any kind
400 grams of carb
110 grams of fat
And alot of supplements
No sugar no shit food
Hopefully not 250 grams of the cock meat sandwich.
 
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It’s illegal to sell lucky strikes over there? Where the hell do you even live? I thought you lived in the good ol’ west. Were you in Cambodia all this time?
Lol, I'm not @IAmBecoming183CM (@jbc445); that's a true Cambodian. He wanted to be a Western Black Hapa like me, but spawnpoint is brutal.

Canada is where I'm at! The restrictions are crazy on ciggeretes; we lack many brands like Lucky Strikes. Plus many things, like methanol, are banned.

And every packet has some dying cancer patient on it or a rotting fetus.
Ahhh, great point. Bonding over a dude over e-cigs is hella gay, plus you can’t really give it to a random stranger either, you know?
Exactly asking some stranger to hit their vape feels sacrilegious!
I was in Belgium last year and a tall mulatto or something approached me and he asked if he could get a cig from me. Keep in mind it was 4 AM, it was at a bus stop as well.

It was my only (and last) cig, so I was like… “I mean… you can just have this one.” And he paused for a sec, and said “Sure thing,” and he gracefully accepted my Gengar-germed lung cancer stick. It was also halfway done already.

And I remember I had extra saliva on that one, so the cig butt must have felt moist, probably weirded the guy out. But uh, I guess he will look back on that night favorably, when he asked a brown guy for a cig at a bus stop late at night in Belgium.

I live in the Netherlands, mind you. I was only there for a day as I had to return the next night. I’m not much of a traveler but I went there to see a show.
Good story; yes, humans can truly connect over the small things.

And I like the added detail of him being a mulatto! That really made the story tie together!
 
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Lol, I'm not @IAmBecoming183CM (@jbc445); that's a true Cambodian. He wanted to be a Western Black Hapa like me, but spawnpoint is brutal.

Canada is where I'm at! The restrictions are crazy on ciggeretes; we lack many brands like Luck Strikes. Plus many things, like methanol, are banned.

And every packet has some dying cancer patient on it or a rotting fetus.

Exactly asking some stranger to hit their vape feels sacrilegious!

Good story; yes, humans can truly connect over the small things.

And I like the added detail of him being a mulatto! That really made the story tie together!
Longer than the longest paragraph ive written in an exam
 
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Mirin. Did you slay them?
Yes, I did! If by “slay them” means “giving a cigarette,” I did. She asked me if I had a cigarette for her. I didn’t understand at first because I was both surprised/shocked that a random girl would even approach a truecel at night, and also because she spoke in French. I don’t speak French. I told her that. Then she said in a heavy French accent: “You have cigarette for me?” I asked her “Yes. One or two?” She said “one”, then she thanked me saying “Merci!” That’s the only word in French I know. Okay I know a bit more, like bonjour etc. But not much.
 
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Awesome, man! Congratulations! 🎉🎈🎊 It’s great that you quit smoking weed. Smoking weed is basically a vicious cycle, so it’s nice to see you have escaped it. Keep it up! Make sure to stay away from people who smoke weed as to not get tempted anymore.
i appreciate the comments Gengar, its definitely been a challenge but I definitely don’t plan on doing it again, wishing the same motivation and success for you bhai
 
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Yes, I did! If by “slay them” means “giving a cigarette,” I did. She asked me if I had a cigarette for her. I didn’t understand at first because I was both surprised/shocked that a random girl would even approach a truecel at night, and also because she spoke in French. I don’t speak French. I told her that. Then she said in a heavy French accent: “You have cigarette for me?” I asked her “Yes. One or two?” She said “one”, then she thanked me saying “Merci!” That’s the only word in French I know. Okay I know a bit more, like bonjour etc. But not much.
Girls smoking is worse than jews imo
 
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Yes, I did! If by “slay them” means “giving a cigarette,” I did. She asked me if I had a cigarette for her. I didn’t understand at first because I was both surprised/shocked that a random girl would even approach a truecel at night, and also because she spoke in French. I don’t speak French. I told her that. Then she said in a heavy French accent: “You have cigarette for me?” I asked her “Yes. One or two?” She said “one”, then she thanked me saying “Merci!” That’s the only word in French I know. Okay I know a bit more, like bonjour etc. But not much.
We both know that’s not what u meant….


Eitherways mogs me.

I don’t remember the last time I’ve had a conversation with the foidnem
 
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We both know that’s not what u meant….


Eitherways mogs me.

I don’t remember the last time I’ve had a conversation with the foidnem
I did 5 mins ago
18663
 
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Lol, I'm not @IAmBecoming183CM (@jbc445); that's a true Cambodian. He wanted to be a Western Black Hapa like me, but spawnpoint is brutal.

Canada is where I'm at! The restrictions are crazy on ciggeretes; we lack many brands like Lucky Strikes. Plus many things, like methanol, are banned.

And every packet has some dying cancer patient on it or a rotting fetus.

Exactly asking some stranger to hit their vape feels sacrilegious!

Good story; yes, humans can truly connect over the small things.

And I like the added detail of him being a mulatto! That really made the story tie together!
Brootal spawn point pill. Is that his new alt? I didn’t know he had an alt.

Ahh, Canada? Never heard of it. Did you mean to say New Bharat? :forcedsmile:

It’s crazy that you don’t have Lucky Strikes over there. They’re by far the best ones I’ve smoked, and I’ve smoked a couple of brands. Not many, but a few. Marlboro was great too, I didn’t like Camels. Winston’s were dope too, but I only smoked them in Spain because they didn’t sell them here. L&M were the first cigs I smoked though.

Yeah yeah I had to mention him being mulatto, it would make the story more personal for you since you’re also mixed like he was. Plus a mulatto wouldn’t really smoke another man’s cig that was already in another dude’s mouth, you know?

Context matters.
 
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i appreciate the comments Gengar, its definitely been a challenge but I definitely don’t plan on doing it again, wishing the same motivation and success for you bhai
No problem bhaijan, I understand it’s a challenge but you’ve gone through the hardest part already and that’s one year of sobriety. Should be a cakewalk from now on! And thank you bhai!
 
We both know that’s not what u meant….
This is really one of those cases where I have no clue what the hell you’re on about. :hnghn:
Eitherways mogs me.

I don’t remember the last time I’ve had a conversation with the foidnem
They are just like other people… nothing special. They piss and shit just like the rest of us. They shouldn’t be put on a pedestal.
 
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>Laxkan Komal

Written by a disgusting dindu from Delhi.

We Pakistani BVLLs are only known as Abdul or Mohamed or Khalid or whatever.
Mirin the pakis
I actually love them
 
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Mirin the pakis
I actually love them
Thanks bhaijan. Is it because we signed the Makkah pact with Saudi Arabia and Turkey?

Turkey joined later though.
 
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Thanks bhaijan. Is it because we signed the Makkah pact with Saudi Arabia and Turkey?

Turkey joined later though.
Nah idc abt these ppl
I love pakis because they are way better than Indians
 
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Brootal spawn point pill. Is that his new alt? I didn’t know he had an alt.
No @IAmBecoming183CM was before my time on the forum.

However, I got interested one day; I wanted to see if there were other Blasain posters on here. Idk why, just a random thought.

So I asked in chitchat, and @jbc445 is an active on there, and he explained the tale of the @IAmBecoming183CM. Pretty sure JBC is a Canadian WASP!
Ahh, Canada? Never heard of it. Did you mean to say New Bharat? :forcedsmile:
Lol

You could definitely say that, but at least I can breath the air when I walk outside!
It’s crazy that you don’t have Lucky Strikes over there. They’re by far the best ones I’ve smoked, and I’ve smoked a couple of brands. Not many, but a few. Marlboro was great too, I didn’t like Camels. Winston’s were dope too, but I only smoked them in Spain because they didn’t sell them here. L&M were the first cigs I smoked though.
They might even ban Gen Alpha from ever buying cigarettes.

And yeah, we got Camels and Marlboros, but they aren't classified; you can get smooths, regulars or fulls, and that's it.
Yeah yeah I had to mention him being mulatto, it would make the story more personal for you since you’re also mixed like he was. Plus a mulatto wouldn’t really smoke another man’s cig that was already in another dude’s mouth, you know?

Context matters.
Context you hear that @Icr? That's why you write in paragraphs. When you explain in detail, you make sure niggas don't catch you slipping!

Had to edit the post before you caught my error!
 
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Nah idc abt these ppl
I love pakis because they are way better than Indians
Wtf I thought you were Arab. Don’t you like Arabs?
 
No @IAmBecoming183CM was before my time on the forum.

However, I got interested one day; I wanted to see if there were other Blasain posters on here. Idk why, just a random thought.

So I asked in chitchat, and @jbc445 is an active on there, and he explained the tale of the @IAmBecoming183CM. Pretty sure JBC is a Canadian WASP!

Lol

You could definitely say that, but at least I can breath the air when I walk outside!

They might even ban Gen Alpha from ever buying cigarettes.

And yeah, we got Camels and Marlboros, but they aren't classified; you can get smooths, regulars or fulls, and that's it.

Content you hear that @Icr? That's why you write in paragraphs. When you explain in detail, you make sure niggas don't catch you slipping!
Add this one to your list: @DJ66. He’s my best friend. Blasian BVLL like you.

I can’t respond to your post here because I have to get up and get ready. :feelswhy:

I’ll get back at you in a few minutes. What time do you plan on crashing (not into a building with a plane of course :soy:).
 
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Add this one to your list: @DJ66. He’s my best friend. Blasian BVLL like you.
Cool, lol. I think you've mentioned him to me before.

However, I didn't know he had an account.
I can’t respond to your post here because I have to get up and get ready. :feelswhy:


I’ll get back at you in a few minutes. What time do you plan on crashing (not into a building with a plane of course :soy:).
I'm crashing now too, so peace for now!
 
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Hell, I even had random women approaching me for smokes, even late at night! Crazy sheeeit. :FeelsWeakMan:
they approached you because youre goodlooking

they wanted to smoke something else you got inside your pants
 

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