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Is also being a spinecel. Fucking worst of both worlds. You know those memey "hehe there are benefits to being shor-"NIGGA I DONT EVEN HAVE THEM.
I literally have all the disadvantages of being short AND tall.
Finding leg room is unironically a pain in the ass especially since my legs are longer on the upper half. My life span will prob be even shorter than a tall guy because my short ass spine prob means smaller internal organs yet it has to power my long ass limbs and big head..
oh and
THERE'S NO FIXING A SPINECEL. THERE IS NO LL FOR SPINE. THE ONLY THING IS SOME OBSCURE SURGERY THAT CAN MAYBE GIVE 2 INCHES AT BEST IF YOURE SOME OLD GUY WITH OSTEOPEROSIS. EVEN THEN, I HEARD MOST OF THEM GET FUCKED BACKS AND CANT STAND UP ANYMORE. JFL. AND IF I GET LL ILL NEED A HIGH AMOUNT TO BECOME EVEN HUMAN (IM 5'6.67). YOU WANNA KNOW MY LEG REACH LENGTH? ITS THE FUCKING AVERAGE OF THE MIDDLE WEIGHT DIVISION IN THE UFC, AND THEIR AVERAGE HEIGHT IS 6'1. THE UF FUCKING C. WHERE YOU NEED LONG LEGS. ITS SO OVER.
 
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Imagine having my body
 
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Its over for spinecels
 
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Ikr lol,how would u remember
honestly dont even know. i just recognized it somehow. i guess i have a good photographic memory
 
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