The Oofy Doofy method (For ugly fuckers to slay LMTBS and up)

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Lets start this off by explaining what the fuck the oofy doofy method is?

Well theres an ugly guy named Oofy, but his personality is superb and he's charming. He meets a girl named Becky, either online or irl. But online has a higher success rate. He charms her and shes in love with Oofy, she manages to get a glimpse of his face but remembers how charming he is so she brushes it off. And continues to date him.

Thats basically what the oofy doofy method is, I'll explain how to execute it perfectly and my experience.

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Execution:
You need to start off my adding a random girl on quick add who you know of, you send snaps, do a streak, and make small chatter at any possible given time. It is important to not act horny yet, as she will be creeped out at that short time. Be funny, charming, and extremely nice. Even if shes a POS do not fight back.

After a while she could either friend zone you or like you romantically, do not expect any romantic love. Its a 50/50 chance.

Experience:

Some POS I knew dated this girl, played her, then dumped her. He said she had a superb body and wanted to bag her again, I saw this as an oofy doofy opportunity and took it, I added her, we did streaks, then called, and I confessed my love. (All my friends said that she told them she likes me so it wasnt too risky) I also threw the POS under the bus, because hes annoying and I wanted her. Basically told her his whole plan and I added her to tell her (I added her to try and bag her)

This whole thing was online and I sent half of my face only, my eye area carried the pics and she called me handsome n majestic.

She sometimes sent her body (full clothed) and asked me about which clothing is better, but holy fuck she had some wide hips and a nice body. Later some random nigger broke the news to me that he nearly fucked her before she met me and I wasnt her first anything, I was a bit stupid, so being the volcel I am, I dump her (biggest regret my oofy's, never do this please).

Anyways she was begging me to not dump her, she was crying herself to sleep, and tried to get other niggas to help. See the impact that the oofy doofy method had on her? I tried to get back later but some other fucker took my spot, I'll have to thug this one out, ascend, and see if shes up for grabs again or if I gotta go to another bitch.

A part of the reason why I dumped her is also cause I was afraid when I met her, she'd dump me, its what my "friend" was telling me. So I was really anxious, not to mention I was a lot fatter at the time of this. She was also a bit pudgy but it was totally fine.

There you go @Azi.org @RandomSwan
 
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Nigga if i send a snap of myself i get insta blocked
 
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Mirin does this work for ltns
I was a obese LTN at the time so yes, I was rather luckier tho. At the time my face wasnt too fat so if I sent half of my face, she couldnt tell. And my eye area is good.

PS. build muscle for bicep pics (highers chances)
 
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Lets start this off by explaining what the fuck the oofy doofy method is?

Well theres an ugly guy named Oofy, but his personality is superb and he's charming. He meets a girl named Becky, either online or irl. But online has a higher success rate. He charms her and shes in love with Oofy, she manages to get a glimpse of his face but remembers how charming he is so she brushes it off. And continues to date him.

Thats basically what the oofy doofy method is, I'll explain how to execute it perfectly and my experience.

COLOR CODED

Execution:
You need to start off my adding a random girl on quick add who you know of, you send snaps, do a streak, and make small chatter at any possible given time. It is important to not act horny yet, as she will be creeped out at that short time. Be funny, charming, and extremely nice. Even if shes a POS do not fight back.

After a while she could either friend zone you or like you romantically, do not expect any romantic love. Its a 50/50 chance.

Experience:

Some POS I knew dated this girl, played her, then dumped her. He said she had a superb body and wanted to bag her again, I saw this as an oofy doofy opportunity and took it, I added her, we did streaks, then called, and I confessed my love. (All my friends said that she told them she likes me so it wasnt too risky) I also threw the POS under the bus, because hes annoying and I wanted her. Basically told her his whole plan and I added her to tell her (I added her to try and bag her)

This whole thing was online and I sent half of my face only, my eye area carried the pics and she called me handsome n majestic.

She sometimes sent her body (full clothed) and asked me about which clothing is better, but holy fuck she had some wide hips and a nice body. Later some random nigger broke the news to me that he nearly fucked her before she met me and I wasnt her first anything, I was a bit stupid, so being the volcel I am, I dump her (biggest regret my oofy's, never do this please).

Anyways she was begging me to not dump her, she was crying herself to sleep, and tried to get other niggas to help. See the impact that the oofy doofy method had on her? I tried to get back later but some other fucker took my spot, I'll have to thug this one out, ascend, and see if shes up for grabs again or if I gotta go to another bitch.

A part of the reason why I dumped her is also cause I was afraid when I met her, she'd dump me, its what my "friend" was telling me. So I was really anxious, not to mention I was a lot fatter at the time of this. She was also a bit pudgy but it was totally fine.

There you go @Azi.org @RandomSwan
Bump, if ur gonna take the time to read my great guide, at least rep meh
 
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I was a obese LTN at the time so yes, I was rather luckier tho. At the time my face wasnt too fat so if I sent half of my face, she couldnt tell. And my eye area is good.

PS. build muscle for bicep pics (highers chances)
Tried that once got blocked 8/10 times rest left me on opened:feelskek:
 
He wasnt actually black. some tan arab dude
 
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Tried that once got blocked 8/10 times rest left me on opened:feelskek:
Yeah, you cant get em all. She had daddy issues too, FUCK I wish I never dumped her, could've easily oofy doofy'd my way into her pussy
 
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I was a obese LTN at the time so yes, I was rather luckier tho. At the time my face wasnt too fat so if I sent half of my face, she couldnt tell. And my eye area is good.

PS. build muscle for bicep pics (highers chances)
yes bro bicep pics are the ones that got me going to the gym
 
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