The Package Plan

[InspiredByClav]

Im going away in late october
Order package 9 days before I go away
Leave key under mat of front door
When im away package should arrive
Neighbour who is looking after my cat will bring it in
I'll call my friend to go to my house and use the key to get in
My friend will go in and put the parcel in my room
When I get back my parents wont know and everything will be ok

 

[samo.]

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