The Path of the Samurai. Round 4. Battle on the bridge.

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Pros @niggawhat
+ Boss over the thieves.

"Thieves" is a plural noun for a person who steals property. Boss of thieves, JFL. How can you preach to and boss around thieves who aren't loyal to anyone? Swed just got to pay his crew off!​

Romans 2:21, "You who preach that a man should not steal, do you steal?"​

+ fast​

Fast is good, but Niggawhat is on a bridge. The speed advantage will give a minimal advantage.​

Cons
- no honor

Brutal flaw for a samurai. Respect is in the blood if you lack it. You aren't a samurai! You're just a cosplayer with a sword!​

- retired​

Fucking unc!​

Pros @swedchud
+ fast

Like I stated previously, a minor benefit. I have studied many bridge duels via fencing videos. And in a bridge-like space, speed is a minimal factor; cope.​

+ Doesn't fear the dark​

Niggas, what is a thief. They patrol the night. Not fearing the dark is a big advantage here. As most of the thieves use people's nocturnal tendencies against them!​

+ never tired​

Always geeked and ready, based!​

+ honour​

The soul and blood of a samurai.​

Now, if anyone reads this, it would be fair to look at Swedchud's cons, right? Nope, the analysis should've ended at Mr. Niggawhat having no honor. Swedchud will prevail!

Holy shit man. This is really cool. Thank you

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

tag me in a reply for when u do

Yeah

 

[Nerogen]

 

[niggawhat]

Pros @niggawhat
+ Boss over the thieves.

"Thieves" is a plural noun for a person who steals property. Boss of thieves, JFL. How can you preach to and boss around thieves who aren't loyal to anyone? Swed just got to pay his crew off!​

Romans 2:21, "You who preach that a man should not steal, do you steal?"​

+ fast​

Fast is good, but Niggawhat is on a bridge. The speed advantage will give a minimal advantage.​

Cons
- no honor

Brutal flaw for a samurai. Respect is in the blood if you lack it. You aren't a samurai! You're just a cosplayer with a sword!​

- retired​

Fucking unc!​

Pros @swedchud
+ fast

Like I stated previously, a minor benefit. I have studied many bridge duels via fencing videos. And in a bridge-like space, speed is a minimal factor; cope.​

+ Doesn't fear the dark​

Niggas, what is a thief. They patrol the night. Not fearing the dark is a big advantage here. As most of the thieves use people's nocturnal tendencies against them!​

+ never tired​

Always geeked and ready, based!​

+ honour​

The soul and blood of a samurai.​

Now, if anyone reads this, it would be fair to look at Swedchud's cons, right? Nope, the analysis should've ended at Mr. Niggawhat having no honor. Swedchud will prevail!

Shut up nigga

 

[falkennt]

I don’t know these guys but holy fuck this is epic

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

I don’t know these guys but holy fuck this is epic

Who did you vote?

 

[falkennt]

Who did you vote?

@swedchud cuz he’s Scandinavian like me

 

[swedchud]

@swedchud cuz he’s Scandinavian like me

Mirin

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

@swedchud cuz he’s Scandinavian like me

Where you from?

 

[falkennt]

Where you from?

Denmark

Even though Sweden and Denmark are supposed to be sworn enemies, I still have love for my Scandinavian brothers

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Denmark

Even though Sweden and Denmark are supposed to be sworn enemies, I still have love for my Scandinavian brothers

@Lemic Is a fellow danish person.

Me and @swedchud are fellow swedish persons

 

[Wicket]

The former samurai and now the boss of the thieves in hokaido was walking over a bridge on his way home.

He was escorted by two fellow thieves.

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As they neared the end of the bridge they saw a lone man standing with his back against them.

- what a fool. the two thieves said and rushed against the man to rob him.

The boss of the two thieves were @niggawhat and he decided to not engage.

The boss looked away for not more then 5 seconds only to be met with both of his men laying dead on the ground.

- Who are you! Niggawhat screamed at the man.
- Dont you remember me boss?
- @swedchud is that you?
- I have come to take my revange!

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Pros and cons. @niggawhat
+ Boss over the thieves.
+ fast
- no honor
- retired

Pros and cons @swedchud
+ fast.
+ dosent fear the dark.
+ never tired.
+ honor.
- never won against the boss while being trained by him.

Who will remain standing?

My nigga @swedchud Will win against of these puny fools you put against him