The pee fetishist strikes again

[BadLuck7892]

I've mentioned the following female coworker on here many times:

She frequently discusses her urination without me even trying to get her to discuss it.

She's told me she typically pisses on her way out at the end of her shift.

Anyway, today (toward the end of her shift) she said her backside hurts.

I commented "The hard porcelain toilet seat will only make it worse when you do your usual routine on your way out"

I was hoping to get her to reveal whether she sits or hovers. She didn't say.

All she did was laugh. I'm going to take her laugh as confirmation she sits (If she hovers, she probably would have corrected me)

 

[BadLuck7892]

 

[crazyguy]

I've mentioned the following female coworker on here many times:

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She frequently discusses her urination without me even trying to get her to discuss it.

She's told me she typically pisses on her way out at the end of her shift.

Anyway, today (toward the end of her shift) she said her backside hurts.

I commented "The hard porcelain toilet seat will only make it worse when you do your usual routine on your way out"

I was hoping to get her to reveal whether she sits or hovers. She didn't say.

All she did was laugh. I'm going to take her laugh as confirmation she sits (If she hovers, she probably would have corrected me)

she wants you

 

[BadLuck7892]

she wants you

She's married.

Then again, being married doesn't always stop a foid.

 

[crazyguy]

She's married.

Then again, being married doesn't always stop a foid.

if she was loyal to her husband she wouldnt be so casual about urination with a coworker

 

[BadLuck7892]

if she was loyal to her husband she wouldnt be so casual about urination with a coworker

She's the same coworker who texted me a picture yesterday that included her toilet

 

[crazyguy]

She's the same coworker who texted me a picture yesterday that included her toilet

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wait i actually think she has a piss fetish

 

[BadLuck7892]

wait i actually think she has a piss fetish

The picture had her dog in it too (I cropped the dog out)

Regardless, the fact she sent me a picture that was framed to include a toilet in addition to the fact she often discusses her urination with me at work is a sign she shares my fetish.

Another sign is the fact the toilet she framed in the picture has the seat down and has foid products galore on top of the tank. It's like she was hinting to me that she was the last person to use that toilet.

 

[crazyguy]

The picture had her dog in it too (I cropped the dog out)

Regardless, the fact she sent me a picture that was framed to include a toilet in addition to the fact she often discusses her urination with me at work is a sign she shares my fetish.

Another sign is the fact the toilet she framed in the picture has the seat down and has foid products galore on top of the tank. It's like she was hinting to me that she was the last person to use that toilet.

yeah she wants you for sure

 

[BadLuck7892]

yeah she wants you for sure

 

[BadLuck7892]

Her husband is 65. If only he knew she discusses her urination with a male coworker approximately half his age.

 

[jaaba]

I've mentioned the following female coworker on here many times:

View attachment 4059775

She frequently discusses her urination without me even trying to get her to discuss it.

She's told me she typically pisses on her way out at the end of her shift.

Anyway, today (toward the end of her shift) she said her backside hurts.

I commented "The hard porcelain toilet seat will only make it worse when you do your usual routine on your way out"

I was hoping to get her to reveal whether she sits or hovers. She didn't say.

All she did was laugh. I'm going to take her laugh as confirmation she sits (If she hovers, she probably would have corrected me)

These threads are good man

 

[BadLuck7892]

These threads are good man

The fact I'm working a full time job is an illustration of the interesting life experience I'm able to share with the whippersnappers on here

 

[Luca_.]

wrap it up unc

 

[looksmaxxed]

i don't believe you

 

[BadLuck7892]

i don't believe you

I don't need you to believe me. I know the truth.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I just saw her heading into the ladies room.

I guess she couldn't hold it until the end of her shift this time

 

[sub5outsider]

you have to be the biggest troll here

 

[BadLuck7892]

I told my autistic 28 year old female coworker about the toilet seat joke I made to the 63 year old foid.

I was hoping the 28 year old female autist would reveal her own preference (as far as sitting vs hovering when pissing at work). No such luck.

The 28 year old autist found the joke comical, however.

 

[BadLuck7892]

you have to be the biggest troll here

No, I'm real.

It's amazing what female coworkers will share in terms of their urination habits.

 

[jgrey080]

What the fuck did I just read

 

[BadLuck7892]

What the fuck did I just read

Perhaps the funniest thread ever