the perfect thing about me is, im so good at crime, that i can already feel if a crime is worth doing

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if i sense even a small chance of getting caught, i dont do the crime

i can always tell if a crime is worth doing or not and WHY due to my over 10 years experience of crime

its hard to explain, but i view the full game-tree of crime, i know and evaluate/calculate every detail from every perspective

i would only do crimes that have a virtually 100% chance of getting away with (i have safety mechanisms and can veto any time)

but i never stop, i keep getting even better at crime

@paladincel_
 
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Mental illness GOAT of .org
 
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This guy is terminally ill. Poor sod has some time to live. It has hit him like a truck
Really? I did not know that, I just thought he is a schizo. Poor guy if that is true. I mean being terminally ill and schizo are not mutualy exclusive so he can still be insane.
 
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Really? I did not know that, I just thought he is a schizo. Poor guy if that is true. I mean being terminally ill and schizo are not mutualy exclusive so he can still be insane
Yeah I dont know if he is LARPing but I dont feel good about his condition
 
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How to sell drugs online brah?
 
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How is that possible dude? If you think any crime today has a 0% chance of getting you caught you either are able to predict the future through sheer calculations and psychology subconsciously, or you're way too optimistic.

Like what if you run away from someone but you're in an open field, what if the neighbor comes out with 2 pistols in his hands? What if you run into large spiked plants?
 
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How is that possible dude? If you think any crime today has a 0% chance of getting you caught you either are able to predict the future through sheer calculations and psychology subconsciously, or you're way too optimistic.

Like what if you run away from someone but you're in an open field, what if the neighbor comes out with 2 pistols in his hands? What if you run into large spiked plants?
its true, most crime is impossible

i never rule out anything though

i just say: if crime is possible i will not get caught

if its not possible, i won't do it
 
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its true, most crime is impossible

i never rule out anything though

i just say: if crime is possible i will not get caught

if its not possible, i won't do it

There is always risk, you don't know everything. This doesn't even make sense.
 
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if i sense even a small chance of getting caught, i dont do the crime

i can always tell if a crime is worth doing or not and WHY due to my over 10 years experience of crime

its hard to explain, but i view the full game-tree of crime, i know and evaluate/calculate every detail from every perspective

i would only do crimes that have a virtually 100% chance of getting away with (i have safety mechanisms and can veto any time)

but i never stop, i keep getting even better at crime

@paladincel_
Teach me your ways master I beg you 🙏
 
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how do i commit some crimes and what type of crimes shall i commit
 
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niggro
 
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ap
 
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