coronel-cloroquina
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Have you ever felt a need to go to the bathroom and take a piss but despite you feeling that pressing urge against the walls of your bladder, all that comes out is a fickle stream? Everyone in the bathroom hears your trickles. You feel ashamed and weak for having meager pisspower. You go home and goon, and maybe cry a little. This is what I call a pisspilling moment, and it is one of the most embarassing pills you may have to take someday. I will explain.
The fact is, pissing loudly is the ultimate health marker as it is an indicator of good hydration, healthy lifestyle and a well-muscled cock capable of producing high amounts of kinetic energy through hydraulics (and thus also a sign of high libido and T).
And let me guarantee you something, other people notice that - if someone in the stall beside yours or outside the bathroom hears that they will automatically assume you are some bloatcel low dimo dicklet with terrible water retention. The sheer noise of a high-pressured piss stream is enough to show high levels of masculinity, as it's akin to a gorilla pounding their chest. Historically being bold and assertive has been proven to increase SMV, and that can be observed in the behavior of many male animals during mating season or even, to some extent, in jestering and such endeavours. How to fix?
To maximize piss flow, firstly we got to drink lots of water and cut off alcohol (retains water, slows piss speed and frequency). Exercises for your cock will help too, however that would enter into the realm of maxxing out your dick, which other people have explained better. The interior of the cock is made of a ductile, strong hydraulic organic tissue akin to liver or such bodyparts, so exercise and waterflow is optimal.
Be well and piss loud, friends - it's the ultimate health marker.
The fact is, pissing loudly is the ultimate health marker as it is an indicator of good hydration, healthy lifestyle and a well-muscled cock capable of producing high amounts of kinetic energy through hydraulics (and thus also a sign of high libido and T).
And let me guarantee you something, other people notice that - if someone in the stall beside yours or outside the bathroom hears that they will automatically assume you are some bloatcel low dimo dicklet with terrible water retention. The sheer noise of a high-pressured piss stream is enough to show high levels of masculinity, as it's akin to a gorilla pounding their chest. Historically being bold and assertive has been proven to increase SMV, and that can be observed in the behavior of many male animals during mating season or even, to some extent, in jestering and such endeavours. How to fix?
To maximize piss flow, firstly we got to drink lots of water and cut off alcohol (retains water, slows piss speed and frequency). Exercises for your cock will help too, however that would enter into the realm of maxxing out your dick, which other people have explained better. The interior of the cock is made of a ductile, strong hydraulic organic tissue akin to liver or such bodyparts, so exercise and waterflow is optimal.
Be well and piss loud, friends - it's the ultimate health marker.
