The postponed 14 Year War is about to expire

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🚨🚨🚨 Enter Desperado 🚨🚨🚨


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We will use the kidnappings of children in Africa for military justification. We will paint the image of us Saving the Children.

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This will cause China to modify its deals with Russia and tack on their losses. And thus, “Remember deal we make with you, Pooty?” a CCP salesman tells Putin. He nods. The agent continues, “We change handshake. You now pay 500 extra percent on top of original deal. And remember. America fuck with you, they fuck with us.” Ah, yes, that last part they told Venezuela and Iran a decade ago.

This should cause Putin to laugh in China’s face, which will trigger them to spit into his face, and thus, ties between the two neighboring nations lead to a war. From there, Russia will request our support. We join and take China from the east, south, and west, alongside Europe and India.

Dear China,

Here's to your Belt and Road pile of shit:


jack off please GIF


Dear Spain,

One word out of your fucking mouths and we will fuck your asses into oblivion, bitch! And yes, I speak on behalf of every American, including the politicians from both sides. Fuck with us, and we will fuck you up!

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Enter Desperado


Mothers Day Lol GIF by reactionseditor


We will use the kidnappings of children in Africa for military justification. We will paint the image of us Saving the Children.

Kristen Bell Awww GIF


This will cause China to amend its deals with Russia and tack on their losses. And thus, “Remember deal we make with you, Pooty?” a CCP salesman tells Putin. He nods. The agent continues, “We change handshake. You now pay 500 extra percent on top of original deal. And remember. America fuck with you, they fuck with us.” Ah, yes, that last part they told Venezuela and Iran a decade ago.

This should cause Putin to laugh in China’s face, which will trigger them to spit into his face, and thus, ties between the two neighboring nations lead to a war. From there, Russia will request our support. We join and take China from the east, south, and west, alongside Europe and India.

Dear China,

Here's to your Belt and Road pile of shit:


jack off please GIF


Dear Spain,

One word out of your fucking mouths and we will fuck your asses into oblivion, bitch! And yes, I speak on behalf of every American, including the politicians from both sides. Fuck with us, and we will fuck you up!

Bad Bunny Smile GIF
Jai Hind !
 
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Enter Desperado


Mothers Day Lol GIF by reactionseditor


We will use the kidnappings of children in Africa for military justification. We will paint the image of us Saving the Children.

Kristen Bell Awww GIF


This will cause China to modify its deals with Russia and tack on their losses. And thus, “Remember deal we make with you, Pooty?” a CCP salesman tells Putin. He nods. The agent continues, “We change handshake. You now pay 500 extra percent on top of original deal. And remember. America fuck with you, they fuck with us.” Ah, yes, that last part they told Venezuela and Iran a decade ago.

This should cause Putin to laugh in China’s face, which will trigger them to spit into his face, and thus, ties between the two neighboring nations lead to a war. From there, Russia will request our support. We join and take China from the east, south, and west, alongside Europe and India.

Dear China,

Here's to your Belt and Road pile of shit:


jack off please GIF


Dear Spain,

One word out of your fucking mouths and we will fuck your asses into oblivion, bitch! And yes, I speak on behalf of every American, including the politicians from both sides. Fuck with us, and we will fuck you up!

Bad Bunny Smile GIF
Now..what does this all mean..
 
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I cant find my map thread. I had made one showing South America first, then Iran, and finally, Africa.
 
First war ever where college students are not exempted from the draft, truly amazing times we are living in
 
 
Now..what does this all mean..
This post actually made sense from the nigga out of all the gibberish he posts you ask him what this means
 
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This post actually made sense from the nigga out of all the gibberish he posts you ask him what this means
As they poke people's anxiety, I poke Karma and Consequence.
 
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After I posted this thread, THIS happens:

TODAY, THIS HAPPENED:


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Ugh, smh. "Okay, fellers, we're packing up and leaving. Sorry for the mess."

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Two hours later...

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Oops.
 

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