The Problem With Barbie

[thecel]

Barbie’s boyfriend Ken went to the doctor. Took a T test. Results come back negative. No, not a measurement in nanograms per deciliter. The result is just “negative.” He has zero detectable testosterone molecules in his body. Well, who can blame him? He’s full of plastic, which is estrogenic.

I dislike that Ken’s look is so feminine and soy. I’d like it if Barbie replaced Ken with a new boyfriend named David. Here’s what I think David should look like:

Fuck Ken dolls; I’d rather buy a rubber Gandy.

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Even Bloom's boyfriend was a masculine Chad

 

[currylightskin]

 

[Chadeep]

Ken looks like @Xangsane. His girlfriend rimmed his ass on first date. Female gaze is different than Male gaze.

 

[thecel]

Ken looks like @Xangsane. His girlfriend rimmed his ass on first date. Female gaze is different than Male gaze.

Female gaze doesn’t prefer Barrett femmme look.

 

[Xangsane]

Ken looks like @Xangsane. His girlfriend rimmed his ass on first date. Female gaze is different than Male gaze.

I'm not blond

 

[thecel]

I'm not blond

Hair colors:

• Traffic-cone orange
• Piss-stain yellow
• Dog-shit brown
• Oil-leak black

All shit. Just get bald.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

yet he mogs u

 

[thecel]

yet he mogs u

He’s a Chadlite. Of course he mogs.

 

[Gonthar]

I dislike that Ken’s look is so feminine and soy. I’d like it if Barbie replaced Ken with a new boyfriend named David.

Even Bloom's boyfriend was a masculine Chad

You people play with dolls????

 

[Deleted member 19548]

 

[thecel]

You people play with dolls????

blow-up

 

[Gonthar]

blow-up

Do they make Barbie blow-up dolls?

 

[Deleted member 19499]

You people play with dolls????

I used to back in high school in front of the entire class and gave no fucks. I was low-inhib AF lol. Still didn't help me attract women tho.

 

[Deleted member 19499]

Do they make Barbie blow-up dolls?

Yeah, they even make alien blow-up dolls.

 

[Deleted member 18582]

 

[Matthias8272]

yet he mogs u

Rupert this has to be the worst avi yet