The problem with being a standardcel

[vanillaicecream]

is that it's impossible to explain it to people without sounding like a retard. Even when you explain that you acknowledge you don't deserve the women you want but still can't bring yourself to settle for a fat ass single mom and would rather be alone they'd still think you're a retard who thinks too highly of himself.

 

[Toad]

Almost everyone is a standardcel. Most guys can get with an ugly behemoth