The purpose of coffee

[Deleted member 70681]

So some might think people drink coffee for caffiene purposes that’s why so many people drink it before work

But it’s really a life hack

The real reason people drink coffee is so they can shit on company time

Let me explain

So everyone drinks coffee before work and when you drink coffee you have to shit

So by making yourself shit you get to shit at work and get paid for it

It’s awesome

@ey88
@Underdog9494

 

[kana]

coffee is for debloating

 

[superpsycho]

ldar

 

[Surfsup]

Scholars of the past used to drink coffee to study for long periods drinking coffee is a high IQ trait

 

[Godera]

I never shit at work