The Quickest Fix For Approach Anxiety

[Masnavi]

What if you just want a quick fix?
What if you don’t care about improving yourself, you just want to get rid of AA right now, the easy way?

Fortunately there is an extremely effective way to completely blunt the effect of AA. There are only two downsides:

1. The effect wears off after two hours (three if you’re lucky)
2. It’s a bit gross

So what is the magic bullet to give you fast 100% foolproof elimination of AA: Drink 25cl of your own urine.

Ryoto Machida, champ
This is something I first learned at a seminar with former UFC light-heavyweight champion Ryoto Machida who has been doing it since he was a teenager under his father’s instruction. His father was a kyokushinkai karate champion who learned the secret while training in an Okinawan dojo. They had picked it up from the Okinawan long-distance fishermen who used it to calm their sea-sickness and fear when going out in rough seas. It has an incredible dampening effect on the adrenal glands.

Basically, it dampens all fear and anxiety to zero.

 

[future slavic chad]

nice try op, not drinking urine

 

[qazw]

Pissmaxxing

 

[xlimz]

I might unironically try this