The real reason why Trump was almost assassinated

[klip11]

Trump has been having the secret service hiding out @Jason Voorhees . This made the Liberian cannibals angry because now they can't find @Jason Voorhees to cook him for their Memorial day weekend barbecue. @Jason Voorhees meat is high in protein, vitamins and minerals as well as being delicious cuisine.

So the Liberian cannibals sent an assassin to kill Donald Trump because if Vance becomes the President, he will take away @Jason Voorhees secret service protection and then the Liberian cannibals can resume their hunt

@iblamexyz @Former Shortcel @TechnoBoss @whitecelcoper @Overlord-

 

[combatingNorwooding]

Is this true grok?

 

[iblamexyz]

Trump has been having the secret service hiding out @Jason Voorhees . This made the Liberian cannibals angry because now they can't find @Jason Voorhees to cook him for their Memorial day weekend barbecue. @Jason Voorhees meat is high in protein, vitamins and minerals as well as being delicious cuisine.

So the Liberian cannibals sent an assassin to kill Donald Trump because if Vance becomes the President, he will take away @Jason Voorhees secret service protection and then the Liberian cannibals can resume their hunt

@iblamexyz @Former Shortcel @TechnoBoss @whitecelcoper @Overlord-

mirin the shizo post

 

[klip11]

Is this true grok?

Yes. Every word is true.

 

[klip11]

@Jason Voorhees let us know you're ok

 

[cortisolman2]

@Jason Voorhees let us know you're ok

yo hows your dick doing? i think it was macho right? my dick dillly wanted to talk to him

 

[klip11]

yo hows your dick doing? i think it was macho right? my dick dillly wanted to talk to him

Macho only talks to snowbunnies

 

[Petsmart]

I think kevin massey was in that operation did yall see that footage of that nigga running for the chicken

 

[cortisolman2]

Macho only talks to snowbunnies

kys macho i hope you fall off

 

[TemporaryName]

Is this true grok?

 

[TechnoBoss]

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@klip11 It seems Google even agrees with you.

 

[TemporaryName]

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@klip11 It seems Google even agrees with you.

tf kanye doing there