The real truth

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I lied about being a slayer and all. I haven't fucked any girl at all. I am a 24 year old virgin. It was all a cope to give me some confidence at a atime of need.

I even lied to my parents and my classmates about having a gf. I think they have figured it out by now although 1 dude still seems to believe it. Eventually, they will come at me and I will be in an awakward situation.

I am really bad with girls tbh tbh. I had some stacies laugh at my face last week when I was running down some stairways cause running is funny apparently.

I did meet girls this year, more than I did during my whole time during my uni years in fact but they were taken and/or uninterested. I'm just not good looking enough like JustChris or @adolf512 or @Nibba.

@adolf512 was right I'm destined to be a virgin but so is the majority of men. Big deal, celibacy always went with the territory anyway. I hope heaven is legit.
 
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bro i missed u so much
59365
 
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He has returned, been a while. Sorry about that tho bro
 
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
 
Welcome back it's been a while! I thought you roped tbh
 
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=bro of bros
 
i knew it
 
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at least you’re confessing your sins, god may let you back into heaven
 
at least you’re confessing your sins, god may let you back into heaven

God has abandoned me for now. I invest in my sex drive dying in 10 yrs
 
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God has abandoned me for now. I invest in my sex drive dying in 10 yrs
bro i actually looksmaxed and if i me and @Nibba come to greece we will get u laid ded srs
 

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