The reason I never steal AND NEVER WILL commit crime

[Zenis]

Just knowing my luck first thing I’m gonna steal this is what’s gonna happen

I’m gonna get away with it first the thing is in my backpack I’m walking out the store, then I slip on something my backpack bursts open and some 6’5 buff security guard sees it and beats me to within a inch of my life, police come and arrest me and I looked bloated in my mug shot

 

[1966Ford]

Who cares, you die in the end

 

[idontlikemyself6]

I started stealing the second I saw my cool friends do it and then stopped when i stopped being friends with them i’m just a follower

 

[Zenis]

I started stealing the second I saw my cool friends do it and then stopped when i stopped being friends with them i’m just a follower

Good man

 

[Zenis]

Who cares, you die in the end

Yeah let me go commit 17 murders because I die anyone in the end

 

[1966Ford]

Yeah let me go commit 17 murders because I die anyone in the end

Ur exaggerating it to extreme crimes...

Just do the mild ones

 

[psychopathic]

They'd just tell you to put it back. And depending on where you live they're not even allowed to stop you.

 

[Zenis]

They'd just tell you to put it back. And depending on where you live they're not even allowed to stop you.

Then police show up to my house instead, beat me to a pulp and arrest me and I look like shit in the mugshot

 

[sigeonpex]

Just knowing my luck first thing I’m gonna steal this is what’s gonna happen

I’m gonna get away with it first the thing is in my backpack I’m walking out the store, then I slip on something my backpack bursts open and some 6’5 buff security guard sees it and beats me to within a inch of my life, police come and arrest me and I looked bloated in my mug shot

havent bought anything over $10 for many months prob stole $1000+ and didnt get caught once. trust me its worth the risk

 

[Zenis]

havent bought anything over $10 for many months prob stole $1000+ and didnt get caught once. trust me its worth the risk

What do you steal

 

[sigeonpex]

What do you steal

over like 10 supplements, most of my ENTIRE skincare routine from la roche posay (i also trialed and errored many products), some snacks, water, protein bar, creatine and more

 

[Zenis]

over like 10 supplements, most of my ENTIRE skincare routine from la roche posay (i also trialed and errored many products), some snacks, water, protein bar, creatine and more

Give me your mehod for 100% succes rate

 

[sigeonpex]

Give me your mehod for 100% succes rate

in australia its pretty easy tbf, in chemist warehouse just take the secueity tag off and walk out they norally check ur bag but put in ur pocket, idk for other countries they might be more strict like USA

 

[bolinha]

cuck im gonna keep stealing