The reason nothing ever happens

[TheLastLaugh]

That's because "life" is actually our existence within a hell dimension on a prison planet where everyone's life path and destiny are scripted like a storybook. It's one of the most boring, soul-destroying, banal existences anywhere in the multiverse, which is why the wardens of our prison work so hard to guilt and indoctrinate us into the idea of returning here after death to work off "karma". The perfect hell is not a world of fire and brimstone with demons flaying your skin off for eternity, for eventually the pain becomes pleasure through masochism and the torture breaks the mind until meaningful suffering can no longer be inflicted. No, the ideal hell is a world of boring, chronic low-level stress, punctuated by occasional flashes of, love, meaning, and hope to keep to you perpetually unfulfilled and striving against an impossible system that is constantly trying to make your life miserable.

Over the course of your life, you are made to watch as society degenerates, bills increase, sickness becomes epidemic, your children turn against you, and the one leader you thought was on your side betrays you. You finally realize the truth and begin to wish for an apocalypse, a revolution, a black swan event, anything no matter how indiscriminately destructive to civilization. You realize that only such an event can save mankind from the chains of the totalitarian system you were born into, a system that only grows stronger and more unassailable with each day. Alas, such a disruption never happens, for the world is a stage play, and the director has declared that "the show must go on!".

Then, you die and the whole cycle repeats in your next life, with no access to your memories.

Credit to The Alkahest on GodlikeProductions

There is a strong correlation between IQ and depression because you are better able to grasp just how much of a dystopia we actually live in. With this understanding comes a deep longing for real change, whether that's through WW3, mass depopulation, general societal collapse... just anything to break the mundane and create the opportunity for real meaning and purpose.

I've been following world events closely for the past decade and its obvious nothing ever happens. The truther/conspiracy theorist community has lost all credibility at this point, making one outlandish claim after another. The death jabs were supposed to be the mark of the beast or a mass genocide event that killed off most of the world, yet I can't think of a single person who died from it.

Nothing is newsworthy when you really think about it, because if it were people wouldn't be able to go about their daily lives uninterrupted. No one you know is getting killed or starving to death. Even in WW2 only 3% of the population died. You could live your life without ever watching the news and it wouldn't make a difference. All this fear porn does is either keep people in fear or keep them longing for something that will never happen. Both of these outcomes provide loosh to the entities that engineer it all.

@Sprinkles
@Leo69
@BigJimsWornOutTires
@lifted
@Saint Casanova

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[abcd]

Ye kinda hope ww3 starts but nothing ever happens

 

[Methylphenidate]

Credit to The Alkahest on GodlikeProductions

There is a strong correlation between IQ and depression because you are better able to grasp just how much of a dystopia we actually live in. With this understanding comes a deep longing for real change, whether that's through WW3, mass depopulation, general societal collapse... just anything to break the mundane and create the opportunity for real meaning and purpose.

I've been following world events closely for the past decade and its obvious nothing ever happens. The truther/conspiracy theorist community has lost all credibility at this point, making one outlandish claim after another. The death jabs were supposed to be the mark of the beast or a mass genocide event that killed off most of the world, yet I can't think of a single person who died from it.

Nothing is newsworthy when you really think about it, because if it were people wouldn't be able to go about their daily lives uninterrupted. No one you know is getting killed or starving to death. Even in WW2 only 3% of the population died. You could live your life without ever watching the news and it wouldn't make a difference. All this fear porn does is either keep people in fear or keep them longing for something that will never happen. Both of these outcomes provide loosh to the entities that engineer it all.

@Sprinkles
@Leo69
@BigJimsWornOutTires
@lifted
@Saint Casanova

Good to know that I might not be low iq after all

 

[_MVP_]

its depressing

 

[PeakIncels]

read this all, good thread and the guy who made it is def not an npc, he knows how life is, explained how I feel perfectly

 

[PeakIncels]

tag me next thread, I like your posts

 

[borismonster]

you should make more threads discussing the "prison planet" theory like this one

 

[maximum cope31]

Holy shit who wrote the quote on top?

 

[enochian]

There is a strong correlation between IQ and depression

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.