The reason that you get no pussy

[Deleted member 19174]

is cuz you’re linkedin aint maxxed out

You don’t have any name brand, front office internships

Your pfp sucks dick

You don’t have 500+ connections

You don’t have any certificates

Start linkedinmaxxing now

 

[Deleted member 28904]

Add me on LinkedIn then

 

[Deleted member 20399]

No thanks I don’t want to be some office wageslave for the rest of my life

 

[soulless_npc]

is cuz you’re linkedin aint maxxed out

You don’t have any name brand, front office internships

Your pfp sucks dick

You don’t have 500+ connections

You don’t have any certificates

Start linkedinmaxxing now

i will put my long line of minimum wage shit mexican labor jobs

 

[Deleted member 21048]

No thanks I don’t want to be some office wageslave for the rest of my life

Being a bum mogs