THE REASON WHY WE (YES ME AND YOU) ARE COMPELLED TO LOOKSMAX ENDLESSLY

[Ascendi]

Well thats like anything in life, we can always improve, be better

 

[onskibidi]

looks wont save you from getting cheated on

 

[Schizoid.aesthete]

Whenever I post my face for ratings a lot of the time I get people saying “You’re pretty good looking brah why are you here” or “You’re clearly nt, just get off of .org man”


They don’t get it.


I don’t obsess over this shit because I’m some KHHV who wouldn’t even be able to get IOIs in the mountains of Tibet or would have 0 SMV in the streets of Yemen. No, I suffer a fate far, far worse than that or anything you could even imagine, yet it’s a dilemma many fine young gentleman such as myself face every day.








Now this is a bit of an exaggeration. I have been rated on here as high mtn - solid htn, however I would put myself at low htn optimistically. My girl on the other hand is easily a HIGH htb, mixed, green eyes, freckles, 5’5 etc.


Now saying she fogs me to oblivion was slightly extreme, it’s not like she’s true Eve, but we all know how 2024 looks matches go and being as pretty as she is it’s not hard to get male attention, and that’s why I’m forced to try some random .org user’s ‘zygopull-jelqmaican smile method with vitamin X-432-7S for earlobe gainzzz’ even tho I know deep down that shit is cope, I need to do everything I can to maximise my looks so I don’t end up like the guy below


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(Yes, Ronaldo is my goat. Yes, this foid giving him IOIs adds to his aura, but you have to feel bad for her boyfriend That situation is honestly my worst nightmare, this shit is genuinely serious ropefuel me)


Now luckily I’m ntmaxxed, I’m funny without jestermaxxing (I know funny people don’t call themselves funny but c’mon guys I have to paint the full picture for you), and I’m an ESTP-A, so I do get a heaavvy social/confidence halo in not only my girl’s eyes, but just in general


And not only that but I’m from the UK, and anyone from here can vouch for the fact that our women care a lot less about looks, more about personality and look for LTR more often than majority of US women, and my girl definitely fits into that category (inb4 “Until she meets Chad” yes I’m aware that’s the whole point of this thread retard)


But the truth is, just because I know she’s legit more reliable than 99% of women, doesn’t mean that it’s impossible to lose her to another guy


And so I must softmaxx, and softmaxx and softmaxx again until I have ascended to my natural limit, whether thats solid htn, high htn, tyronlite? I don’t care. All that’s on my mind is the relentless journey of softmaxxing ahead of me to try and reduce my chance of getting cucked.


And do you know what the kicker is? Even in the unfortunate event that I do get cucked and we break up, I’ll still be forced to continue this endless cycle of looksmaxxing just to make sure it doesn’t happen to me again whenever I meet my next partner


I am well and truly cooked bhais.

Can u pm me ur pics bhai. I wanna see how does forum tyronelite looks like

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

And not only that but I’m from the UK

what city bhai

 

[cobicado901]

Fries. Bag.

 

[Sovvton]

Can u pm me ur pics bhai. I wanna see how does forum tyronelite looks like

I pmed you, he was over exaggerating tbh in reality im htn at best

 

[Sovvton]

what city bhai

From london but i go uni in an undisclosed location

 

[Sovvton]

Fries. Bag.

My shame disappeared a long time ago bud