The reason why you can't lose weight

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Is because you're blue light poisoned dog.

How do you reverse blue light poisoning?
That's a great thing I can tell you.

You gotta start tapping into certain supplements;

I think Johnny Walker is fantastic.

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I think studying is fantastic.

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I think not working out because it hurts is fantastic.

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Drinking raw milk,

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Raw honeyyyyy.

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Mitigating EMF exposure, Mitigating blue light exposure. Blue light doesn't exist in naaatuure. Yeah all of these things are gonna be fantastic for removing your blue light poisoning dog but at the end of the day it's about buying my EMF-blocking hat:

Yeah check for me if you can buy it because if not I'm gonna have to bounce brother.


@JohnBaza @CEO @itzyaboyJJ @2025cel @loyolaxavvierretard
 
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Dude I was gate keeping nate belmar FFS
 
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Throwing my phone in the dustbin rn to avoid testes degradation from EMF
 
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BOTB worthy
 
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Screw that cookieking tiktokcel for making him mainstream
 
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Mein brother, I wish I could 100x react to this post. Shoutout for mentioning my favorite kinda whiskey... Johnnie Walker Blue Label. This shit made my fucking night, always an honor reading your god-tier shitposts lil' bro! Genuinely!

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You the only user on here that knows me soul to soul nigga!!!
 
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Is because you're blue light poisoned dog.

How do you reverse blue light poisoning?
That's a great thing I can tell you.

You gotta start tapping into certain supplements;

I think Johnny Walker is fantastic.

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I think studying is fantastic.

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I think not working out because it hurts is fantastic.

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Drinking raw milk,

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Raw honeyyyyy.

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Mitigating EMF exposure, Mitigating blue light exposure. Blue light doesn't exist in naaatuure. Yeah all of these things are gonna be fantastic for removing your blue light poisoning dog but at the end of the day it's about buying my EMF-blocking hat:

Yeah check for me if you can buy it because if not I'm gonna have to bounce brother.


@JohnBaza @CEO @itzyaboyJJ @2025cel @loyolaxavvierretard
This shit was actually hilarious bro, started laughing so hard my balls actually went into testicular torsion
 
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It's the god damn emf exposure
 
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my favorite kinda whiskey
For example @CEO
Pulled up a video, his favorite whiskey johnny walker
So what do I do it duty free fucking johnny walker
That night in the war room sipping the johnny walker in the war room by myself with him
Chilling
Why?
Because I studied bro.
I knew what he liked.
That's it.
 
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For example @CEO
Pulled up a video, his favorite whiskey johnny walker
So what do I do it duty free fucking johnny walker
That night in the war room sipping the johnny walker in the war room by myself with him
Chilling
Why?
Because I studied bro.
I knew what he liked.
That's it.
JFL lovin' that fuckin' subtle Belmar parody. I know EVERY FUCKING reference you are using, wild how Tristan Tate prefers JW too JFL :lul::lul::lul:
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Is because you're blue light poisoned dog.

How do you reverse blue light poisoning?
That's a great thing I can tell you.

You gotta start tapping into certain supplements;

I think Johnny Walker is fantastic.

View attachment 3717330

I think studying is fantastic.

View attachment 3717331

I think not working out because it hurts is fantastic.

View attachment 3717332

Drinking raw milk,

View attachment 3717335

Raw honeyyyyy.

View attachment 3717336

Mitigating EMF exposure, Mitigating blue light exposure. Blue light doesn't exist in naaatuure. Yeah all of these things are gonna be fantastic for removing your blue light poisoning dog but at the end of the day it's about buying my EMF-blocking hat:

Yeah check for me if you can buy it because if not I'm gonna have to bounce brother.


@JohnBaza @CEO @itzyaboyJJ @2025cel @loyolaxavvierretard
For the moment I am just nurturing my relationship with my best friend

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Brother... Listening to this shit on LOOP tonight.
May Lord Shiva reincarnate into a Lebensborn PSL God in your next life bhai!
@The Homelander
 
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Brother... Listening to this shit on LOOP tonight.
May Lord Shiva reincarnate into a Lebensborn PSL God in your next life bhai!
@The Homelander

The way I started jacking it bro, yk why?
Because I fucking studied bro
 
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