The roommate pill

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I actually called it the roommate pill because trying to just put one of the common labels used here as a title wouldn't be representative at all lol.

The whore was off today from work and started to be friendly with me when we were in the kitchen. She started to ask random stuff about me and then started to compliment me about 10 minutes for my height because "I'm REALLY tall" :

"I noticed the other day that you're very tall... How tall are you? Is it genetic or you did some sport like basket or swimming"?

I told her i only rotted and that it's probably hormones. She was shocked I didn't do anything jfl.

She asked me for help with a few things in her room and once there gave me a discourse on how tall people are more confident, successful, have better jobs... At this point I couldn't help but laugh. I was kinda wtf is this?

She thought I believed what she said is ridiculous and asked me if "I haven't ever read about that stuff"... I was like not really but I guess i can say it kinda makes a bit of sense if that makes u happy lol.

Tiffanynod


She left the room and I found an XL condom on the bedside table
Weusay1


Once back she stared at my hands and said that tall people have big hands, feet and... She stopped to think for a second and didn't continue.

Tiffcackle


At this point I couldn't help but resent my destiny and the fact that every foid i come across is expecting me to have a massive cock. No exceptions. R. I. P. Nico.

She also said that voice is quite important too and makes u be respected.

She invited me to go running this night but I'm not sure I'll be able to run with this lifts lol. I don't have a shoe like that.

Also invited me to a party this Saturday with her friends lmao.

I was very depressed this morning but we got kinda close talking quite a few things and my brain is happy for some reason. Human interaction is everything. I literally wanted to rope before this happened...

I think i have chances with her jfl but she's only 18 and I don't like that. I like foids older than me. It makes me feel old and it also puts pressure on what is expected from me.

It's very crazy and I can't let her find out I'm wearing 4 inches lifts of course. Imagine she discovers it. R. I. P Nico.

It's surprising because I've been looking subhuman for a few days.

Nvm I shouldn't be happy the whore thinks I'm packing a freak between my legs lmao.

It's over once she sees my sub 8 inches
Weusay1


Btw I Googled the size of the condom and its for 8.5" dicks.
Weusay1


@DoctorLooksmax
 
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Dafuq bro slay her.

My short asian pizza faced friend met many girls like that just by living with some girls. They invited him. Jfl he went to a bar with 4 chicks alone
 
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Mirin chad life
 
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Dn rd
Weusay1
 
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how the fuck are females allowed to stay in dorms with males??

degenerate
 
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Wish i had a hot roommate jfl.
 
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Dafuq bro slay her.

My short asian pizza faced friend met many girls like that just by living with some girls. They invited him. Jfl he went to a bar with 4 chicks alone
There's already the fact that the whore likes or has had dicks of 8.5 inches. I have PTSD since i had troubles with my oneitis because of that kind of stuff.

@turkproducer gtfih

But yh ill most likely slay her. I can't take out my shoes not even at home jfl
 
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There's already the fact that the whore likes or has had dicks of 8.5 inches. I have PTSD since i had troubles with my oneitis because of that kind of stuff.

@turkproducer gtfih
Are you a dicklet? Stats?
 
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There's already the fact that the whore likes or has had dicks of 8.5 inches. I have PTSD since i had troubles with my oneitis because of that kind of stuff.

@turkproducer gtfih

But yh ill most likely slay her. I can't take out my shoes not even at home jfl
If she thinks she's got a 8.5 it's actually a 7. If she thinks she's got a 7 it's a 5.5
 
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Are you a dicklet? Stats?
Not a dicklet but it's less than 8 inches and I'm already seeing a condom size of 8.5 in her room jfl like literally she basically is expecting something along those lines
 
Not a dicklet but it's less than 8 inches and I'm already seeing a condom size of 8.5 in her room jfl like literally she basically is expecting something along those lines
Maybe the last chad forgot it bro.
 
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If she thinks she's got a 8.5 it's actually a 7. If she thinks she's got a 7 it's a 5.5
This is a cope with experienced whores (i don't know if this one is tho) but jfl it's actually the size of the condom...
 
This is a cope with experienced whores (i don't know if this one is tho) but jfl it's actually the size of the condom...
I've fucked a girl who said she had taken a 8 as her biggest, I'm 7 and she said mine was bigger. Everyone lies bro and females are stupid
 
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i couldnt have a roommate, intentionally paid more than i had to for college accommodation so i could be alone
 
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A female roommate? No thanks man.
 
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Shes 18 ideal age
 
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i couldnt have a roommate, intentionally paid more than i had to for college accommodation so i could be alone
Mirin the richcel going the extra mile to rot alone. Id do the same ngl
A female roommate? No thanks man.
I'm yet to update about the want who wants a black boyfriend

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Foids are whores
 
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the only IOI is p in v
 
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How tall are you with your lifts and without?
 
1.80 and 190 at least 1.87 cuz its 4.25 inches.
nigga you're wearing 4.25 inch lifts holy shit
even foids don't have the audacity to do that
 
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I'm just bored. Maybe I should bump yours later on?
Nooo they are cringy af lol

life changed a lot since i started here anyway ngl
 
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nigga you're wearing 4.25 inch lifts holy shit
even foids don't have the audacity to do that
Well son I definitely have the balls to do it. I used to only wear 4 but now these boots are bigger I myself think that it's too much sometimes but who cares honestly.

I've accepted my life of not LTRing anyone so nobody is gonna find out many people thought I just grew suddenly...
 
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Well son I definitely have the balls to do it. I used to only wear 4 but now these boots are bigger I myself think that it's too much sometimes but who cares honestly.

I've accepted my life of not LTRing anyone so nobody is gonna find out many people thought I just grew suddenly...
bro idk how you get away with frauding that much lmao

doesn’t it look weird with your proportions, or are you skinny
 
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She left the room and I found an XL condom on the bedside table
Wait

what?

who’s bedside table?

did you do anything after you found it?

you don’t have XL size dick :what:
 
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Noticed the date on this thread what ended up happening with this dirty slag
 
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Wait

what?

who’s bedside table?

did you do anything after you found it?

you don’t have XL size dick :what:
We ended up getting alone very well (too much actually). She cooked for me, so I did for her. Watched movies together. We became friends and teased a lot but nothing happened. I didn't have the confidence to sleep with anyone else at that time for multiple reasons.
 
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We ended up getting alone very well (too much actually). She cooked for me, so I did for her. Watched movies together. We became friends and teased a lot but nothing happened. I didn't have the confidence to sleep with anyone else at that time for multiple reasons.
Will say on my defense I've changed and gonna meet new sloots soon tho
 
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We ended up getting alone very well (too much actually). She cooked for me, so I did for her. Watched movies together. We became friends and teased a lot but nothing happened. I didn't have the confidence to sleep with anyone else at that time for multiple reasons.
Fucking simp xd
 
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We ended up getting alone very well (too much actually). She cooked for me, so I did for her. Watched movies together. We became friends and teased a lot but nothing happened. I didn't have the confidence to sleep with anyone else at that time for multiple reasons.
Fair enough, you know that you weren’t mentally confident at the time
 
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Tales from the basement
 
Imagine frauding 10 cm height over for ur room temperature IQ boyo
 

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