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"Any incel that hasn't lost their virginity by their 22nd year of life, shall partake in the sacred incel pilgrimage" - Sacred texts of the Elders of Inceldom.
As many of you know, I am nearing my 22nd year of life, as a kissless virgin. This means that it is my incel duty to partake in the sacred incel pilgrimage to provide me with vision and clarity, and the ability to reflect upon my inceldom with the wisdom of the saints. People have long questioned the validity of the incel pilgrimage, doubting it's effects, but I (a dedicated incel) fully believe in the wisdom an incel gains during and after the incel pilgrimage.
For some of you recent converts, the incel pilgrimage is a new concept, and some of you might've not heard about it until this post. So let me shed some light on what the Incel Pilgrimage is and what it actually entails:
The incel pilgrimage is a journey into the heart of inceldom, the sacred site.
It is your incel duty to travel to Isla Vista, and witness the torture Elliot (May Blackops2cel bless his name) had to endure for the sins of the Normals. You are to purchase a Starbucks™ Vanilla Latte and Travel to University of California, Santa Barbara where you have to spend several hours, wandering the common areas on the campus experiencing a fraction of the loneliness and despair the magnificent one had to endure, witnessing all the young couples experiencing life to their fullest as you and as he had to suffer through it, knowing that such pleasures are unobtainable. You are to stay at the UCSB campus for at least 5 hours, as the feeling of existential dread and the crippling feeling of being incomplete consumes you, as you watch a well-adjusted young couple enjoy their life, embracing every moment they spend together as they are invested in each other emotionally. Once your chest feels like it has been hollowed out by feelings of inadequacy and dread you are to purchase another Starbucks™ Vanilla Latte and walk slowly towards the remembrance garden in Isla vista, slowly sipping your vanilla latte. You are to walk through the Remembrance garden and walking towards the 2nd home to the east of the intersection of Del Playa and Camino Pescadero where you are to place your empty cup infront of the fence between the 2nd and 3rd home to the east of the intersection. This is an experience that is to help incels help deal with the fact that they're most likely going to suffer for the remainder of their life, regardless of whether or not they'll ascend.
As many of you know, I am nearing my 22nd year of life, as a kissless virgin. This means that it is my incel duty to partake in the sacred incel pilgrimage to provide me with vision and clarity, and the ability to reflect upon my inceldom with the wisdom of the saints. People have long questioned the validity of the incel pilgrimage, doubting it's effects, but I (a dedicated incel) fully believe in the wisdom an incel gains during and after the incel pilgrimage.
For some of you recent converts, the incel pilgrimage is a new concept, and some of you might've not heard about it until this post. So let me shed some light on what the Incel Pilgrimage is and what it actually entails:
The incel pilgrimage is a journey into the heart of inceldom, the sacred site.
It is your incel duty to travel to Isla Vista, and witness the torture Elliot (May Blackops2cel bless his name) had to endure for the sins of the Normals. You are to purchase a Starbucks™ Vanilla Latte and Travel to University of California, Santa Barbara where you have to spend several hours, wandering the common areas on the campus experiencing a fraction of the loneliness and despair the magnificent one had to endure, witnessing all the young couples experiencing life to their fullest as you and as he had to suffer through it, knowing that such pleasures are unobtainable. You are to stay at the UCSB campus for at least 5 hours, as the feeling of existential dread and the crippling feeling of being incomplete consumes you, as you watch a well-adjusted young couple enjoy their life, embracing every moment they spend together as they are invested in each other emotionally. Once your chest feels like it has been hollowed out by feelings of inadequacy and dread you are to purchase another Starbucks™ Vanilla Latte and walk slowly towards the remembrance garden in Isla vista, slowly sipping your vanilla latte. You are to walk through the Remembrance garden and walking towards the 2nd home to the east of the intersection of Del Playa and Camino Pescadero where you are to place your empty cup infront of the fence between the 2nd and 3rd home to the east of the intersection. This is an experience that is to help incels help deal with the fact that they're most likely going to suffer for the remainder of their life, regardless of whether or not they'll ascend.
so I can read this.
